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    Anyone else's parents come out with the most ridiculous things when they speak? Just been to the shop with my mum and she forgot cat biscuits for the cats (Never :rolleyes:). We come home and the cat is sitting by her bowl waiting to be fed and my mum says as serious as anything:

    "Oh sorry love I forgot I promised you as well" Truly face-palm worthy right there. Silly me for forgetting that cats have the same understanding as humans.

    Fool~!
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    You look bloated, are you pregnant?

    Thanks mum, I never knew I was female.
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    When I was at your age......

    You should ... to get a husband.

    Sentences starting like this are always ridiculous.

    When you was at my age dinosaurs have been living on earth.... thank you mum.

    Do not trust in strangers.... they will rob you when you let them enter your flat. that´s what she said when I told her that a friend from England will come around for a visit. She is so nice but my mother thought she would come to steal all I own.
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    My dad was dropping me off to school this morning.
    'I gotta feeling(Tonight's gonna be a good night)" by Black Eyed Peas started playing on the radio.

    Then my dad's like "Oh, they shouldn't play this in the morning, they should play it at night."

    So here I am thinking, oh he's right because it's one of those clubby songs.

    But nooo...he continues to say "Good night? Good night? It's morning!"
    /palmface
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    Note: I don't think my mother is actually a moron, we just have no problem jokingly calling each other morons, idiots, t**ts, f**kers, etc. She's cool like that [=

    "Mom, what do you think is the biggest planet in the solar system?"
    "I don't know, the Sun?"
    "The Sun isn't a planet you moron"
    "What is it then, an organism?"

    "I don't like this cider, it tastes like apples"

    "Urgh, it's raining. And it's that annoying rain which makes your clothes wet"
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    (Original post by Gofre)



    "I don't like this cider, it tastes like apples"

    "Urgh, it's raining. And it's that annoying rain which makes your clothes wet"
    lol. I love your mum. so funny.
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    Mum sees a picture of some celebrity and exclaims "He's older than he used to be!"
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    "Does he believe in Christmas?" - every other day about my Mormon boyfriend. I just find it funny the way she frets about it. DOES HE BELIEVE IN IT THOUGH???

    "I gave you two bedsheets!"
    "No, you didn't. There aren't any here."
    "Your flatmates must have stolen them then! They must have gone in your room and stolen them, because I know I left them there!"

    People stealing bedsheets. Totally more likely than her having forgotten to leave them.
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    (Original post by Cynthi007)
    lol. I love your mum. so funny.
    She is a good source of entertainment, if nothing else [=
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    In a game of Trivia Pursuit:
    "Okay mum, in the original story, what did Aladdin rub to find the genie?"
    "His penis."
    "..."
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    'I'm disapointed in you, why didn't you get into Oxbridge?'
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    (Original post by Gofre)
    She is a good source of entertainment, if nothing else [=
    it seems so. be glad she is so funny.
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    My mum says stupid stuff all the time, can't remember anything specific though :P
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    Mum about my dead hamster in the garden when it was snowing.

    'Oh Vinnys going to be cold out there.' *sadface.

    She says moronic things on a daily basis but y'know, i forget.
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    (Original post by IlexBlue)
    In a game of Trivia Pursuit:
    "Okay mum, in the original story, what did Aladdin rub to find the genie?"
    "His penis."
    "..."
    Lol, your mum is awesome. The question was kind of asking for it.
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    (Original post by Gofre)
    Note: I don't think my mother is actually a moron, we just have no problem jokingly calling each other morons, idiots, t**ts, f**kers, etc. She's cool like that [=

    "Mom, what do you think is the biggest planet in the solar system?"
    "I don't know, the Sun?"
    "The Sun isn't a planet you moron"
    "What is it then, an organism?"

    "I don't like this cider, it tastes like apples"

    "Urgh, it's raining. And it's that annoying rain which makes your clothes wet"
    Your mother must be a ****, cos your dad sure didn't marry her for her intelligence.
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    My Dad on the weekend: "Today is a historic day... I'm going to clean my car"
    Haha, made me laugh
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    In the car with dad ...

    Dad : What film do you want to me to get?

    Sister : I dont Know

    Dad : I know !!! There's one called 'Pete's Dragon', it's about a boy called Pete......

    Sister: *rolls eyes* ... Does he have a dragon?

    Dad : :eek: HOW DID YOU KNOW !!!???
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    (Original post by _mariam_)
    In the car with dad ...

    Dad : What film do you want to me to get?

    Sister : I dont Know

    Dad : I know !!! There's one called 'Pete's Dragon', it's about a boy called Pete......

    Sister: *rolls eyes* ... Does he have a dragon?

    Dad : :eek: HOW DID YOU KNOW !!!???
    get it get it get it, i havent seen Petes dragon in years its an awsome film - if rather stomach churning for its over the top soppy cuteness
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    (Original post by Gofre)
    Note: I don't think my mother is actually a moron, we just have no problem jokingly calling each other morons, idiots, t**ts, f**kers, etc. She's cool like that [=

    "Mom, what do you think is the biggest planet in the solar system?"
    "I don't know, the Sun?"
    "The Sun isn't a planet you moron"
    "What is it then, an organism?"

    "I don't like this cider, it tastes like apples"

    "Urgh, it's raining. And it's that annoying rain which makes your clothes wet"
    I said this phrase last Friday...It was THAT kind of rain I tells ya! I think i heard it from my Mum tbh...

    My parents don't say stupid things...they tell stupid jokes instead. Which is worse?
 
 
 
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