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    My mum loves to come up with wacky excuses to tell me off.



    "No! Don't put your straighteners on my ironing board cover! It'll confuse the elements!"

    Ok mum... Whatever you say...
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    My sister: ARGH no one listens to me in this house!
    Mum: Hey if it's anyone that doesn't listen to me in this house it's me!

    Me: I'd like some toast please.
    Mum (feigning deafness): WHAT?
    Me: Toast please
    Mum: WHAAAAT???
    Me: I said you're an idiot!
    Mum: I know I am but what are you?

    Mum: (to my sister) Do you want some?
    My sister: No thanks.
    Mum: I said do you want some?
    My sister: Mum! I said no! You're so deaf!
    Mum: Martina, am I deaf?
    Me: Yup.
    Mum: See Annie! Thank you!
    Me: ...What? I said yes!
    Mum: o_0

    (Mum serves out the icecream... gives to my sister... gives to my other sister...)
    Me: Hey, why am I always last to get icecream?
    Mum: Favouritism.
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    Oh god, my mum asked this at least 3 years running - I moved from Ireland to Edinburgh for uni and every time the clocks went back, she'd ask, "Do the clocks go back there too?". Oh FFS!? Poor thing though, she must think I've moved to the other end of the world lol
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    I am not brave enough to say it, I got the rudest mum ever ... :P

    She said a lot of rude and stupid things to me in a funny way.
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    Said with not a hint of irony:

    "Well, if you go to uni, and start taking DRUGS... your father and I are not going to pay for you to get through rehab!"


    /facepalm
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    We were discussing whether Chichester was a city or a town basing it on the idea that it has a cathedral. My mum then pipes up and says 'does London have a cathedral?'

    o_O
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    I'll always remember something really funny my mum said once. I came home from school to find an egg on the table (my mum was baking I think) and I picked up the egg from the table. My mum saw me and exclaimed:

    "Don't touch that, it's come out of a cow's bottom!" It was so funny
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    i love my parents; so moronic but god bless' em!
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    (Original post by James4d)
    Said with not a hint of irony:

    "Well, if you go to uni, and start taking DRUGS... your father and I are not going to pay for you to get through rehab!"


    /facepalm
    I don't get it
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    "don't you f*****g swear at me!"

    "big momma is always right" she's said that to me since I was very small!
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    I don't even know if this is a word but my mum said that children are covered in "kiddyflop" I asked what it is and she said it's the gooey stuff children are always covered in. Never knew children were an alien race but oh well.
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    (Original post by Gofre)
    "Urgh, it's raining. And it's that annoying rain which makes your clothes wet"
    No to be fair, that's true! I know what she means, because sometimes it's not the kind that gets you wet, now I sound silly .... But it is true!
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    My parents are fine, except when my girlfriend is over they never fail to bring up countless embarrassing stories about me. Nice.
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    (Original post by CapnHooch)
    You look bloated, are you pregnant?

    Thanks mum, I never knew I was female.
    My mum has said that exact thing to me...

    Except I'm a girl.
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    *My dad is sat on the computer and shouts me*

    Dad: How do I get this to get bigger?
    Mum: Rub it faster

    :rolleyes:
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    "You should watch your drink at the party, someone may spike it with vodka." Yes someone will spike my drink with vodka and that person is me.

    After my brother had run CCleaner because the computer was going slow, "Why can't I get those files back? I got fed up with them on my desktop so I saved them to the recycle bin." :facepalm2:
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    (Original post by _mariam_)
    In the car with dad ...

    Dad : What film do you want to me to get?

    Sister : I dont Know

    Dad : I know !!! There's one called 'Pete's Dragon', it's about a boy called Pete......

    Sister: *rolls eyes* ... Does he have a dragon?

    Dad : :eek: HOW DID YOU KNOW !!!???
    :O that film is amazing!!! :cool:
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    (Original post by nunugab)
    'I'm disapointed in you, why didn't you get into Oxbridge?'
    Does your mum happen to be 'I'm so academic' by any chance??
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    My mum said the other day that she is not really a vegetarian (she has been strict vege since she was born, she won't even eat eggs) as she has killed and eaten many bacterias over her lifetime....
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    (Original post by Cinnamon_Twist)
    Does your mum happen to be 'I'm so academic' by any chance??
    It wouldn't surprise me haha!
 
 
 
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