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    I'd tap dat ass!
    39.81%
    Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
    29.63%
    Dayn I need dem both
    30.56%

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    (Original post by Cross_Your_Fingers)
    Fussy much?
    yeah. you jelly?
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    (Original post by .Ali.)
    Thought you 'rate' arses?

    And no, not making that mistake again.
    I do enjoy a nice bum every now and then. But boobs win (as long as they aren't saggy...are yours saggy?)

    I will post my pic then I don't know if you can handle me though, Ali, I might be a little bit too sexy for you.

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    (Original post by Lewroll)
    I do enjoy a nice bum every now and then. But boobs win (as long as they aren't saggy...are yours saggy?)
    No, they're just generally awesome. :sexface:

    I will post my pic then I don't know if you can handle me though, Ali, I might be a little bit too sexy for you.

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    I would prefer an equal rack and behind thank you :mmm:
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    (Original post by reisen)
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    :no: Some people just have bigger asses than you'd expect for their body due to their bone structure.
    It's also why a lot of women who are quite skinny still appear curvy.
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    I prefer a beautiful arse, personally, but I'm happy as long as it's all in proportion, more or less.
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    (Original post by .Ali.)
    No, they're just generally awesome. :sexface:
    I will be the judge of that :pierre:


    O BBY. :coma:
    You and I should go and get some pie some time.
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    I agree with the face being far the most important thing.

    But after that, it's definitely the arse which is most important. I mean, you don't make love to her boobs do you (apart from during novelty sex acts).
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    (Original post by Lewroll)
    I will be the judge of that :pierre:
    Indeed you will. :sexface:




    You and I should go and get some pie some time.
    Porn has ruined the word forever.
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    (Original post by Reflexive)
    I agree with the face being far the most important thing.

    But after that, it's definitely the arse which is most important. I mean, you don't make love to her boobs do you (apart from during novelty sex acts).
    You're missing out on some vital titty f**ks my friend.
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    (Original post by rachelkeira)
    I couldn't live without my boobs or my bum... haha

    You wouldn't be worth talking to without them either.
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    seeing as i'm very much of the 'tits on a stick' variety, i placed my vote for rack.
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    (Original post by .Ali.)
    You're missing out on some vital titty f**ks my friend.
    >implying titty ****s are good for anything

    feels worse than a vagina for both parties - especially the woman, possessing no erogenous points in her cleavage. you're one hell of a useless whore.
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    I have stuck with the girl who cuts my hair despite the fact its now fifteen miles away because she has a great ass, so firm and peachy!
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    (Original post by Crocodile, M.D.)
    >implying titty ****s are good for anything

    feels worse than a vagina for both parties - especially the woman, possessing no erogenous points in her cleavage. you're one hell of a useless whore.
    You have no knowledge of anatomy then, as it can actually feel quite nice.
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    Im half black and quater latin.
    What more can i say?. Im an ass man
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    (Original post by Aack)
    I tend to put "A pretty face" at the top of my list of requirements:

    :love:
    I'd rep if I had the power.
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    (Original post by .Ali.)
    Indeed you will. :sexface:

    Porn has ruined the word forever.
    I see nothing wrong with two internet friends going out for a day to get some pie. You have such a dirty mind, Ali. I'm sure you enjoy a nice, sweet pie on occasion.

    So how about it? You, me, a nice warm pie? I like cherry, you probably want cream...

    I eagerly await your reply.

    lots of love,

    Lewroll
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    (Original post by Crocodile, M.D.)
    they need to have the correct bone structure. prominent shoulders, long collar bones. the elbow should be quite pointy but the kneecaps flat. it is of the utmost importance that the neck be long and slender, though not terrifyingly diplodicus long. muscles are also important. calves should be prominent and toned, and accompanied by thighs that are thrice the average diameter of the calf. biceps should be well developed but not veiny and forearms should be proportionately sized. the ass should be round, firm and not large, though the size matters not as long as it doesn't wobble all over the place like some of these black creatures you see on television programmes and bad porn videos. the face is of great importance. a straight, small nose and blue, grey or green eyes are necessary. lips should be thin and not sluttily coated in lipstick - oh, and any of that yellow-orange-redindian spectrum make-up is an immediate turnoff. in fact, just avoid makeup. if you lack true beauty, there is little point seeking to obtain it through adding coloured crap to your face. what else? oh, shoulder blades - they need to poke out. basically, minimal body fat, a degree of toning and if you're below 5'2" i am afraid you need not compete.

    hahahahaha.. can't tell if you're being a douche or joking, but made me laugh anyway (Y)
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    (Original post by .Ali.)
    You have no knowledge of anatomy then, as it can actually feel quite nice.
    so, you've had an orgasm from a tit **** have you?
 
 
 
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