I stole this from vice.
Would you rather: dance everywhere for a year. This means that on the way to the bank, in the street, getting dressed, going on a date, queueing up at the post office, at lectures you would have to dance. You would not be allowed to stop dancing for more than 10 seconds.
OR eat a teaspoonful of poo for a year. You could eat it any way you wanted, with ice cream, melted cheese on pizza, nutella etc. but there would be no guarantee that you wouldn't get sick?
Dance everywhere. Though I can't dance, and probably become visual pollution to everyone around me, I could never eat anything that may potentially make myself vomit (I have an irrational fear of throwing up).
Yeah, put me down for the irrational fear of throwing up too. Food neuroses stem from that I suppose.
No, you're allowed to sleep. But I don't think anyone understands the implications: you'd have to dance EVERYWHERE. In the supermarket, in the street, on the tube, in public toilets...
I personally would also rather eat poo.
Is it one teaspoon of poo everyday or just once a year??
Every day for a year.
And insulting this thread is just an excuse for not having to come to a very difficult decision!
You can't just tap your fingers. You have to dance, with all your body. I'm talking full-on get-on-down-with-your-bad-self dancing.
eat the poo! as long as it was my own poo though...
nooooo! dance all the way - the waltz...preferably with objet trouve!
I dance most of the time anyway.. and I couldnt eat something that May make me sick. Another lucky person who has an irrational fear of vomiting.
Dance. No way could I consider the alternative!
ok ok, here's a new would you rather:
would you rather be deaf or impotent?
no way would i eat crap