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Objet trouvé
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I stole this from vice.

Would you rather: dance everywhere for a year. This means that on the way to the bank, in the street, getting dressed, going on a date, queueing up at the post office, at lectures you would have to dance. You would not be allowed to stop dancing for more than 10 seconds.

OR eat a teaspoonful of poo for a year. You could eat it any way you wanted, with ice cream, melted cheese on pizza, nutella etc. but there would be no guarantee that you wouldn't get sick?
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Definitely dance. I'm so unbelievably neurotic about food there is no way I could eat something I know is potentially harmful :eek: Hell, I worry about chicken!
Plus, dancing raises your spirits and makes you healthy
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Dance everywhere. Though I can't dance, and probably become visual pollution to everyone around me, I could never eat anything that may potentially make myself vomit (I have an irrational fear of throwing up).
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Yeah, put me down for the irrational fear of throwing up too. Food neuroses stem from that I suppose.
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I'd eat poo. I hear it's quite a delicacy in some cultures ( :confused: )... In any case, I think you'd be much more likely to die from dancing all the time and presumably having ziltch in the way of sleep.
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No, you're allowed to sleep. But I don't think anyone understands the implications: you'd have to dance EVERYWHERE. In the supermarket, in the street, on the tube, in public toilets...

I personally would also rather eat poo.
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Is it one teaspoon of poo everyday or just once a year??
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**** thread
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Every day for a year.

And insulting this thread is just an excuse for not having to come to a very difficult decision!
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(Original post by Objet trouvé)

And insulting this thread is just an excuse for not having to come to a very difficult decision!
how do you define 'dancing', merely moving your hips, taping your feet and fingers or even moving your head left to right could be classed as dancing. it doesn't even have to be physical.

so...eat poo or tap fingers? hmm
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You can't just tap your fingers. You have to dance, with all your body. I'm talking full-on get-on-down-with-your-bad-self dancing.
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eat the poo! as long as it was my own poo though...
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nooooo! dance all the way - the waltz...preferably with objet trouve!
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I'll take the second one, cause I can't dance
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I'd definitely dance, the other option is just crap. I love dancing. (I'm useless at it though )
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I dance most of the time anyway.. and I couldnt eat something that May make me sick. Another lucky person who has an irrational fear of vomiting.
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Dance. No way could I consider the alternative!

Cxx
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Definitely dance- though could I choose the music, or would it be forced upon me? Decent beat in my ear and I'm dancing about town most of the time anyway
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ok ok, here's a new would you rather:
would you rather be deaf or impotent?
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definatly dance

no way would i eat crap
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