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Do ALL guys actually really masturbate? like for real? watch

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    Most men are 18+ who have girlfriends who do it for/with them.
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    (Original post by ohm)
    Is feeling high quality pleasure an order? :sexface:
    No. But I will need a hand. :sexface:
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    (Original post by moaty...it's gazza)
    I managed a month before when I was travelling. The first two weeks are the hardest, then you don't really think too much about it. But expect a lot of unprovoked erections and at the most unfortunate times.
    Well yeah if you're travelling. I'm at home and have no social life, ****ing is the thing that keeps me sane.
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    Lol some of the people in here are so naive.

    "most do it once a week"

    "there are some normal guys that don't masturbate"


    lol :rofl: Honestly what fairytale do you lot live in!
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    (Original post by Eveiebaby)
    That's incredibly naive. Are YOU for real?

    Of course most men ****. Once a day isnt abnormal.

    Even a lot of women *shock horror* do it.

    What's abnormal about that?
    alright love. calm it.
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    (Original post by moaty...it's gazza)
    I managed a month before when I was travelling. The first two weeks are the hardest, then you don't really think too much about it. But expect a lot of unprovoked erections and at the most unfortunate times.
    :eek:

    I can barely make a week . . .
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    (Original post by History-Student)
    It's true. Accept it. Most of your female friends also masturbate at least 1/week too.

    Good luck shaking hands with anyone ever again.
    :sexface:

    Now I've got this desire to shake hands with ever guy I like even if I will never ever be with them. :joyman:

    :drool:
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    (Original post by aeterno)
    No. But I will need a hand. :sexface:
    My hand helps London-based needs.

    Holla at me :sexface:
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    Yes.
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    (Original post by ohm)
    I masturbate looking at the starry night.

    Hello TSR Star
    That is truly creepy.
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    (Original post by ohm)
    My hand helps London-based needs.

    Holla at me :sexface:
    How many times will I have to travel on your the tube? :sexface:
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    Not all guys masturbate, i've got some Muslim friends who are devoted to their religion and don't masturbate and 99% of my other friends (lads, dont know about the girls :L) masturbate.
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    (Original post by im so academic)
    :sexface:

    Now I've got this desire to shake hands with ever guy I like even if I will never ever be with them. :joyman:

    :drool:
    Good Lord, you have actual human urges that don't relate to Oxbridge? I always pictured you as a book with hands (this sounds more mental than it seems in my imagination).

    Surprising information is surprising.
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    (Original post by Liam 09)
    That is truly creepy.
    liaM, people in Mali also masturbate. I did not mean to be creepy.
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    (Original post by Ano1)
    its 14+ and its once a day not week.
    Lol I think I was like 8 when I started.

    And yeah 99.9+% of healthy guys masturbate. It stops cancer you see ^^
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    Hi I am a guy as well and i have also wondered this since I have never ever masturbated before. Before you gasp I am not a hardcore christian although I do go to church lol. I dont masturbate because of religious beliefs its cos I jus do not see the point.
    I think that the majority of guys do but you just get a few exceptional cases like myself haha
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    Are you serious?

    It's way more than 99% and it's way more that once per week.

    Unless of course they're actually getting laid regularly in which case they may not masturbate.
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    (Original post by aeterno)
    How many times will I have to travel on your the tube? :sexface:
    Depends on the number of orgams you want to have.
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    (Original post by wtfCharlie)
    :eek:

    I can barely make a week . . .
    That's the good thing with travelling, plenty of cool stuff to take your mind of it. But the vibrations from rickety old buses on poorly maintained roads make the long journeys very frustrating.
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    (Original post by MDMD)
    Lol I think I was like 8 when I started.

    And yeah 99.9+% of healthy guys masturbate. It stops cancer you see ^^
    8 :lolwut:

    As in Year 4 or something? WTF?

    (Original post by GGSTRT)
    Hi I am a guy as well and i have also wondered this since I have never ever masturbated before. Before you gasp I am not a hardcore christian although I do go to church lol. I dont masturbate because of religious beliefs its cos I jus do not see the point.
    I think that the majority of guys do but you just get a few exceptional cases like myself haha
    Because it:

    http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/...2883904505.jpg
 
 
 
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