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Do ALL guys actually really masturbate? like for real? watch

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    (Original post by *Dreaming*)
    I knew a guy who had NEVER masturbated- and he often jizzed in his pants so I believe him.
    What a noob.
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    (Original post by The TSR Star.)
    I can imagine that some of my guy friends do but there are some of my guy friends that I can't possibly see masturbating?
    I'm sure if you ask nicely they'll let you see
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    (Original post by History-Student)
    It's true. Accept it. Most of your female friends also masturbate at least 1/week too.

    Good luck shaking hands with anyone ever again.
    I thought this was just a myth! :eek:
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    (Original post by tieyourmotherdown)
    99% of guys masturbate. 1% of guys don't admit to masturbating.
    :rofl:
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    Not for real, dear. There is only a way to know if it is real or not. Touch it and lick it. If it tastes bad you are sleeping, if it tastes good: congrats! you love semen.
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    (Original post by Foo.mp3)
    I'm sure if you ask nicely they'll let you see
    Really?!

    :sexface:

    Well, hello there.
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    I have just rubbed one out now, and thought to check out tsr for some amusement posts after, tsr never fails.
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    It's an odd question thats for sure.
    Having orgasms=Bloody good.
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    (Original post by sil3nt_cha0s)
    speak for yourself.
    Are you a guy? If not... y u mad brah?
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    I don't know any male who doesn't or seem like they wouldn't lol.
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    (Original post by splonk)
    What, despite your best efforts? Some of us just aren't comfortable doing it in front of others.
    I burst out laughing at this.
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    I started at 14 but when i was in hostel I didn't do it for almost a year(16)
    now I do it at least 4-5 times a week
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    Usually I oil my pennywhistle around twice a day.

    My personal record is 16 times in one day. The last few hurt.
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    (Original post by *Dreaming*)
    I think most do it more than once a week....

    But No, not all guys masturbate. I knew a guy who had NEVER masturbated- and he often jizzed in his pants so I believe him.
    LOL funniest thing I've heard so far this week.
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    I know a guy who's 20, never had a girlfriend and claims to have never masturbated, although he admitted to watching porn once but turned it off 20 seconds into it.

    The weird thing is...his voice never seemed to break. Its squeakily high pitched: and by this I mean near Joe Pasquale pitch.
    The moral is, tug or you'll sound like a girl xD
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    (Original post by im so academic)
    Really?! :sexface: Well, hello there
    Oh Jesus Christ! Are you for real!? You should have your mind on other things at your age! Young girls are 'sposed to' find all that stuff revolting!

    Strange times we live in..
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    Once a week?

    Bless, the naivety.
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    You can plan them because it uses up your energy so that you have one 3 days before you go out so your sexual energies built up to maximum again for when you go out.....

    ... but if you don't have enough then it starts coming out willy nilly. hehe..


    ...but it still makes me feel dirty
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    (Original post by Newcastleguy)
    Not all guys masturbate, i've got some Muslim friends who are devoted to their religion and don't masturbate feel guilty about it and don't tell anyone and 99% of my other friends (lads, dont know about the girls :L) masturbate.
    Fixed.
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    Lol I started when I was 10. I distinctly remember the discussion with a group of my friends when I asked how you do it.

    I get sex more often than most single guys I know but I whack one off at least once a day. It relieves stress and it healthy etectetcetcettce
 
 
 
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