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    (Original post by Foo.mp3)
    Oh Jesus Christ! Are you for real!? You should have your mind on other things at your age! Young girls are 'sposed to' find all that stuff revolting!

    Strange times we live in..
    I do, but come on, you made that comment, and it just made me think of other things.

    *Squee*

    Had that feeling within me when I saw you in my Quoted box.
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    (Original post by im so academic)
    Had that feeling within me when I saw you in my Quoted box
    I'm calling the Feds, before someone else does! :cool:
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    (Original post by History-Student)
    8 :lolwut:

    As in Year 4 or something? WTF?



    Because it:

    http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/...2883904505.jpg
    Actually, scientists have found that baby boys have erections in the womb and many babies (male and female) masturbate.

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    (Original post by GGSTRT)
    Hi I am a guy as well and i have also wondered this since I have never ever masturbated before. Before you gasp I am not a hardcore christian although I do go to church lol. I dont masturbate because of religious beliefs its cos I jus do not see the point.
    I think that the majority of guys do but you just get a few exceptional cases like myself haha
    You know you'll stop jizzing yourself in the night if you jerk off now and then?
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    (Original post by Foo.mp3)
    Oh Jesus Christ! Are you for real!? You should have your mind on other things at your age! Young girls are 'sposed to' find all that stuff revolting!

    Strange times we live in..
    But young guys aren't? Bit sexist eh?
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    I can be a bit handy.
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    I don't go without one for more than a week tbh cos it gets pretty messy after that.
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    Most men masturbate regularly.
    Most women masturbate regularly.

    I masturbate on average once per two days, I know some girls who even do it more than me. Regular masturbation isn't just common, but it's very very healthy and SHOULD be enjoyed as part of a healthy sex life.
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    dont most girls do it too?

    plus...once a week, seriously? so naive.
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    (Original post by Foo.mp3)
    I'm calling the Feds, before someone else does! :cool:
    Feds mean police?

    Aww, come on. :sad:
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    (Original post by Harrifer)
    You know you'll stop jizzing yourself in the night if you jerk off now and then?
    lool makes sense but its jus one of those things i just never get around to do lol
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    (Original post by GGSTRT)
    lool makes sense but its jus one of those things i just never get around to do lol
    If you never **** it'll only take about 45 seconds.

    Grab a tissue and go nuts.
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    Is this actually serious? Not a massive troll? Surely you would run out of material to **** to if you ****ed everyday?
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    (Original post by Kohta)
    Usually I oil my pennywhistle around twice a day.

    My personal record is 16 times in one day. The last few hurt.
    Your pennywhistle must have been red raw afterwards man
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    (Original post by millie)
    Is this actually serious? Not a massive troll? Surely you would run out of material to **** to if you ****ed everyday?
    Guys aren't the same as girls, you can masturbate over something but you'll get bored of it. But guys can find something they like and use it over and over without getting bored. I am of course speaking in general, it's not the case for all guys.

    I like to use my imagination a lot rather than use porn, or fap over photos. Like to imagine my girlie :P
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    (Original post by im so academic)
    :sexface:

    Now I've got this desire to shake hands with ever guy I like even if I will never ever be with them. :joyman:

    :drool:
    Sometimes I like to put a finger in my ass while I'm doing it. :borat:
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    (Original post by Tyler.)
    No that is totally incorrect. I'd say at least once a day.

    Even guys that don't masturbate on a regular basis do it at least once every few weeks, I won't go into detail but it's very painful for a man to go that long without doing it, things happen that aren't very pleasant.
    Painful? I don't understand. I just thought it was a bit of fun, something to enjoy, stops you from jizzing in the night. I didn't think that it would be unpleasant, as you say not to do it.
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    (Original post by millie)
    Is this actually serious? Not a massive troll? Surely you would run out of material to **** to if you ****ed everyday?
    My imagination is limitless.
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    NO ohmygod, I just pretend to masturbate for four hours every night, honestly pretendings so much more fun than actually masturbating, why would you have such a disgusting idea...
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    (Original post by millie)
    Is this actually serious? Not a massive troll? Surely you would run out of material to **** to if you ****ed everyday?
    It's not like we only have sex once before we need to dump them and move on to someone else though :lolwut:
 
 
 
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