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    LOL why wouldn't they?
    Although I've met two guys who are adamant they don't.
    Whatever floats their boat, I guess.

    And I think once a week is pretty low ahaha I mean, I've done it way more than that in just the past few days :rofl::p:



    (Original post by kojack)
    If one has not had a girlfriend for a while, tis harder to build up good mental pictures in one's head.

    So I use porn, which I hate having to do as all the actresses are awful and I can never find a website where there are girls portraying anywhere near my type.

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    Semi-proof that it's a necessity rather than anything else.
    Is thinking of hot girls a necessary thing?
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    A (male) teen's \/\/ank isn't done solely for the great, pleasurable, and fun feeling. It's because of his imagination - and it's actually pretty darn hard for a guy to \/\/ank without imagining something.

    So from the wavy-egg and fleshlight to the quickie-dead left, most young boys would never see it coming :lol:. And my my, isn't it weird how picky boys become when surfing their porn??!!
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    Not ALL guys will masturbate, but mainly the vast majority of guys which don't have the company of a female **** buddy will spank the monkey atleast once a week I imagine.
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    Once a week? U mad?

    Bare minimum once a day, even if I'd had sex on said day.

    I have a lot of love
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    lol
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    Definitely 99%+ if not 100% and close to that for women too I think.
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    (Original post by Cable)
    Who is that girl in your sig and when did she shout at the crowd? Can you link me to the proper video please?
    It's Cat Deeley and she swears on live tv, not sure if it's acted or what, but it's pretty funny
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV_gdLLZPj0
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    (Original post by Tyler.)
    No that is totally incorrect. I'd say at least once a day.

    Even guys that don't masturbate on a regular basis do it at least once every few weeks, I won't go into detail but it's very painful for a man to go that long without doing it, things happen that aren't very pleasant.
    **** do they? What like? I haven't gone without the biz for no longer than 4 days since I was 13! (and I didn't let the annual christain summer camp get in the way!)

    Does it like drop off or is it like severe wet dreams? Or is it that weird as stuff where you look get thick *** when your doing the backside biz on the loo?
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    Um I do *embarassed*
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    Out of all my close friends, both male and female, all but one admit freely to masturbating on a regular basis. We think the girl who says she doesn't is lying...
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    (Original post by aja89)
    Out of all my close friends, both male and female, all but one admit freely to masturbating on a regular basis. We think the girl who says she doesn't is lying...
    You'll have to catch her in the act then...to prove it, like...
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    i asked my 'friend who doesnt look like he must **** off' if he actually does and he said 'i might be sweet but im not a lady boy'
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    I'm a girl who doesnt masturbate but to all those girls who are saying they do it as regularly as a guy, how do you stop from creating a huge mess? A guy can just aim into a tissue or something but I have no idea what girls do. Thats one of the main reasons I dont do it, its seems like too much of a hassle.
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    (Original post by The TSR Star.)
    You know how everyone says that 99% of all guys say age 18+ masturbate at least once a week? Is this actually true?
    I can imagine that some of my guy friends do but there are some of my guy friends that I can't possibly see masturbating? Maybe some don't? But apparently all guys do?
    No, all guys don't masturbate, just like all women don't masturbate.

    But you can bet that 99% of all people, both men and women, masturbate.
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    Given up for Lent as well.

    Tough tough tough.
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    To be honest it's very stupid how everyone seems to think all guys do it, but no one thinks girls do it, or people deny that they do.

    To answer your question, not all guys, but quite a lot masturbate. The same goes with girls.
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    (Original post by Danz123)
    To be honest it's very stupid how everyone seems to think all guys do it, but no one thinks girls do it, or people deny that they do.

    To answer your question, not all guys, but quite a lot masturbate. The same goes with girls.
    I have a hard time believing the same amount of women masturbate as men. I'm not going to deny that the majority of them do, but I doubt it would be quite as high as the amount of men that do. I think there would be more girls with low sex drives than men. I guess maybe because I am one of those women with barely any sex drive its hard for me to comprehend most other girls being more like men in that regard.
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    (Original post by IGregg)
    The only person I know who doesn't is a hardcore christian, I can't imagine what it will feel like for him the first time... or the amount of tissues he will need!
    urghh...urghhhhhh...


    URGHHHHHHHARGHHH!





    *splat*
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    Can't remember the last time I didn't... ooops.
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    (Original post by The TSR Star.)
    this is a revelation.

    but surely, there are some normal guys - not hardcore religious ones - that just don't? or not?

    all normal guys masturbate. even hardcore religious ones - with the exception of maybe a few monks. but i'd guess - on the basis of no evidence - that the average monastery contains say 1/3 truly pious, 1/3 social weaklings who can't hack the real world, and 1/3 gay.
 
 
 
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