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    "You're so fat that smaller fat people orbit around you"

    As you can see I am in need of some better insults. Will be watching this thread intently.
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    your mum
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    You're tacky and I hate you or boo you whore.
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    ****.
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    (Original post by saywhat111)
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    You are a Jew.
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    You're the spunk your mum should have swallowed.
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    (Original post by Bella Occhi)
    your mum
    this is so common these days
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    (Original post by Tempa)
    You are a Jew.
    you shouldn't have
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    Oi blad!!! dnt make me ave to com over der wid ma chappal and slap u up bruv. ur mum looks like susan boyle wiv herpes.
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    I don't have set insults.

    I have a tendency to speak without thinking, so yeah...:ninja:
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    You're so fat, your gravity force field pulls in neutron stars! Booyah!, suck on Brian Cox.
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    Nob Dolphin.
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    Your mum.

    Your dad.

    The one you never had?
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    Your mum... Is a very nice lady.... In bed. :sexface:
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    My favourite one would be one that my brother came up with: 'Your so fat that you need a sat-nav to find your belly button.'
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    I don't know man, but when an annoying lad couldn't stop complaining about how hard Physics was rather than actually trying I just snapped & shouted

    If it was easy mate... it would have been your mum.

    ...made the teacher laugh too :')

    Edit: no I'm not an arrogant tw*t, I appreciate that everyone finds something hard, but I hate people that don't try & claim they have done everything they can.
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    (Original post by itzRussian)
    I don't know man, but when an annoying lad couldn't stop complaining about how hard Physics was rather than actually trying I just snapped & shouted

    If it was easy mate... it would have been your mum.

    ...made the teacher laugh too :')
    harsh!
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