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    I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, *Insert Mothers name* out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again.

    classic put down.

    You smelly pirate hooker!

    You’ve got a dirty,whorish mouth!

    Yeah...basically I get all my insults from Anchorman..
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    (Original post by Yawn11)
    Your mum... Is a very nice lady.... In bed. :sexface:
    and out...

    with her dad...

    and without...

    an extended version created by me and my mate when we were like 13 or something. You'll be happy to know we're not that lame anymore (i think)
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    You face resembles that of a moose.
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    Your mum's so fat, she uses cheats for Wii Fit
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    You **** faced **** master

    You donkey raping **** eater

    Uncle ****er
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    Come back when you've grown a pube or two
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    You sir are not a nice man.
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    Your face looks like somebody tried to start a forest fire with a screw driver.
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    You... you, bottom breathed ninny
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    first your mum is a virgin, then she's vodafone and now she's pay as you go

    i heard this in yr 9- made the whole class laugh for like 5 mins
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    (Original post by storpedo91)
    My favourite one would be one that my brother came up with: 'Your so fat that you need a sat-nav to find your belly button.'
    I made up a similar one involving a sat-nav earlier as well:

    'Your mum's so fat, you need a sat-nav to drive around her'.
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    My friend told me a brilliant one:
    "You're so far in the closet you're practically sucking off Aslan!"
    Not in a homophobic way mind, just for the joke
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    What the **** is that on your neck!?:eek:.... Oh, it's your head...
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    Calling someone Rebecca Black is pretty harsh.
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    (Original post by saywhat111)
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    You are the missing link, goodbye.

    You're a visual liability.

    And the best insult of all time...

    Where did you get those clothes from? The toilet store?
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    you have quaver teeth
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    molten ****face'd, washed up, son of a vagabond.

    (I only do executive insults)
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    Your mum's soooooo fat, she needs Google Earth to take her picture.
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    (Original post by Yawn11)
    Your mum.

    Your dad.

    The one you never had?
    You're mum's cat's dog's rat's monkey's sister....goes on until I run out of animals.
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    (Original post by Foo.mp3)
    molten ****face'd, washed up, son of a vagabond.

    (I only do executive insults)
    This sounds so medieval... :rofl:
 
 
 
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