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    (Original post by TheRustaman)
    What the **** is that on your neck!?:eek:.... Oh, it's your head...
    You're avatar expresses my face at the moment. Laughed so much. hehehe. That was good.
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    I never get into fights

    But if someone is pointlessly "fired up and blabbering", I pretend (very pointedly) not to listen :rolleyes: Nothing annoys them as much
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    (Original post by Stratos)
    You sir are not a nice man.
    That's an old lady insult. This old woman on the bus said to the bus driver: 'You are a nasty man', shook her head and got off the bus. Ah, dear.....
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    (Original post by oh-my-diddy)
    Oi blad!!! dnt make me ave to com over der wid ma chappal and slap u up bruv. ur mum looks like susan boyle wiv herpes.
    LMAO :rofl:
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    My little sister says that:

    Your mama is so ugly that she can only be your mama. :ahee:

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    (Original post by Ree-Ree-Real:p)
    That's a old lady insult. This old woman on the bus said to the bus driver: 'You are a nasty man', shook her head and got off the bus. Ah, dear.....
    Being patronising is the most insulting thing I can do.
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    (Original post by saywhat111)
    this is so common these days
    It was a joke, I have never ever used that as a serious insult
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    (Original post by SillyRodent)
    You're tacky and I hate you or boo you whore.
    I got both the references, +rep for you
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    (Original post by Stratos)
    Being patronising is the most insulting thing I can do.
    As illustrated by your avatar. Very patronising.
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    (Original post by TheRealDarthVader)
    Your face looks like somebody tried to start a forest fire with a screw driver.
    put out*

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    lol my sister came up with:
    Your mamas so fat she uses your dad as a vibrator...

    but my favourite is
    You're the *** your father should have swallowed...

    haha not heard any good ones lately but some on here have had me in stitches
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    You jizzcock
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    You're a walking advert for abortion.
    OR
    You resemble a failed abortion.
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    "You're so fat you make Mr Blobby look like Mr Motivator!"

    This was my finisher in primary school.

    "You're pathetic"
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    Not really the best, but still a good one;

    your mum's so fat she comes from both sides of the family
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    Your mum's got chest hair? ...

    I don't really do insults.
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    One I remember from a few years back is "Your mum's soo fat that my dad tried to drive round her and ran out of petrol."
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    You POO.

    Hehe, but I've found if you just tell people the truth they cry.
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    (Original post by oh-my-diddy)
    Oi blad!!! dnt make me ave to com over der wid ma chappal and slap u up bruv. ur mum looks like susan boyle wiv herpes.

    bruv da chappal is overrated nowadayz

    i'll spark manz out
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    (Original post by saywhat111)
    ...
    This one is old, but unbeaten

    .... "I know you are, but what am I?"
 
 
 
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