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    You fight like a cow.
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    'You are a boil on the anus of the world'.
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    You shlag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
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    (Original post by awais590)
    bruv da chappal is overrated nowadayz

    i'll spark manz out
    Blad.. the chappal is some next ting but when mums uses the roti rolling pin then sidi gal that knocks me out....
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    (Original post by Parthenon93)
    I never get into fights

    But if someone is pointlessly "fired up and blabbering", I pretend (very pointedly) not to listen :rolleyes: Nothing annoys them as much
    Like this?

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    You were a w4nk...

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    until your mum hopped on :ahee:
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    You are the one load your mom really should've swallowed.
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    I like:

    "Your birth certificate is an apology from a condom company."

    Or:

    "If you were twice as smart, you'll still be stupid."
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    The Hi Hater song.....by Maino. All listen to it. Amazing.
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    rump fed ronyon
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    The French guys in Monty Python and the Holy Grail had a pretty good one:

    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. "







    ...or if that fails just call them Justin Bieber.
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    You're a Conservative, and like Marmite, thus you are sub-human.

    Catchy and to the point I feel.
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    "Save your breath mate, you'll need it to blow your girlfriend up" lolololololol
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    (Original post by oh-my-diddy)
    Oi blad!!! dnt make me ave to com over der wid ma chappal and slap u up bruv. ur mum looks like susan boyle wiv herpes.
    Lol Standard.

    Don't mess with the mandem bruv, me and my massive will crack you open like an egg, don't ever touch my chicken again blud.
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    **** off, you **** ****-******** with a **** up your ******* ***** ****.

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    Just kidding
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    You (son of a) c**t.
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    (Original post by yokabasha)
    Lol Standard.

    Don't mess with the mandem bruv, me and my massive will crack you open like an egg, don't ever touch my chicken again blud.
    Blad, I find your mums sideburns highly disrespectful.
    best insult lol
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    (Original post by KJane)
    I like:

    "Your birth certificate is an apology from a condom company."

    Or:

    "If you were twice as smart, you'll still be stupid."

    Hahaha I was just thinking that one, hillarious!

    Also, "you're so fat the back of your neck looks like a pack of hotdogs"
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    My friend's favourite is "Hey, who blocked out the sun?!"

    My favourites, in no particular order...

    "You filthy little mudblood."
    "The toilet's never had anything like your head down it, it might be sick."

    "Thou smell of mountain goat."
    "Thou cream-faced loon." (just substitute Thou for You and you're good to go. :lol:)
    "Scratching could not make it worse, such as face as yours."

    I have those on my fridge, you get magnets with them on at the globe. My friends found them on a drama trip and we died laughing. Shakespeare did pretty well with those ones.

    "God damn your moustache!" (Does my head look big in this? <Good book)
    "Don't talk, you'd better try and save that last brain cell."

    And all the insults in this are frankly epic.


    I'll add more when I remember them.
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    (Original post by Charlottie93)
    lol my sister came up with:
    Your mamas so fat she uses your dad as a vibrator...

    but my favourite is
    You're the *** your father should have swallowed...

    haha not heard any good ones lately but some on here have had me in stitches
    You mean mother right? :lolwut:
 
 
 
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