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    I don't tend to have insults in reserve.

    Quick, cutting jibes turning around what they've said and a look of amusement while they're trying to argue with/ bait you works in pissing them off no end. :ahee:
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    "See your belly stretching off into the distance?"

    "haha. No!"

    "oh... are the man boobs getting in the way?"
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    When someone says failed or you fail: "Like your dad's condom."
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    ''spread your legs... ew! no! close them! it smells like fish!'' :lol:


    and of course, ''look in the mirror''
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    "You're so stupid you make Jordan look like a rocket scientist."
    "I read the shortest book in the world the other day. It was called "My thoughts" by *insert person's name here*"

    Or, search on top of a persons head and when they ask what you're doing, say "Your head was so big that NASA made a mistake and thought it was a planet. I wanted to see if they landed on it."
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    There is the most obvious and quite rightly childish one that I use if i can't be bothered to think:

    "I know you are, but what am I?"
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    (Original post by jismith1989)
    You fight like a cow.
    Monkey Island. :ahee:
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    I tend to get mine from here

    http://www.william-shakespeare.org.u...-generator.htm
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    (Original post by hollywoodbudgie)
    Monkey Island. :ahee:
    I used to love that game. Everyhing went downhill from my childhood on.
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    (Original post by DiZZeeKiD)
    You're the spunk your mum should have swallowed.
    Ooooooh! nice one! sorta...
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    (Original post by .Ali.)
    When someone says failed or you fail: "Like your dad's condom."
    That one actually made me LOL
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    (Original post by ShayCamp)
    That one actually made me LOL
    Thankyou, thankyou.
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    i lol'ed

    "your mums so fat that when she fell down the stairs, i thought eastenders was ending"
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    Hey we have a lot in common!
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    (Original post by jwza)
    You mean mother right? :lolwut:
    No father its more of an insult lol...
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    'Sh!t on it!' or 'Your dad should have had a [email protected]'
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    (Original post by .Ali.)
    When someone says failed or you fail: "Like your dad's condom."
    Lol i like this.
    I like 'comeback' ones more than kind of like.. 'whole joke' pones such as 'your mum..' . They just seem so much funnier when you use them xD
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    (Original post by DiZZeeKiD)
    You're the spunk your mum should have swallowed.
    This
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    You can never ever be me :cool:😎


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