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    seriously
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    boy* lol
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    his testicles swell up and explode in a spectacular fashion.
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    (Original post by Cuddlemonster)
    his testicles swell up and explode in a spectacular fashion.
    Yeah this happened to one of my mates, he was in a sticky situation
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    he'll be missing how the body can reward you in other ways...

    :sexface:
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    I suspect the world would end, but it's never happened.

    It's like Chuck Norris' tears, which are the cure for cancer, but nobody knows because he's never cried.
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    Wet dreams?
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    The same thing that happens if you don't milk a cow.

    They explode.
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    Have you heard the saying 'Use it or lose it'.

    Basically, your testicles fall off and you are just left with a giant hole.
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    If he's not masturbating, he's probably getting sex regularly. :/
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    They swell to the size of tennis balls, then... Fire in the hole!
    All over the walls. True story.
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    he will spunk the sheets, and its almost impossible not to have a **** if you arent getting your rocks off another way.
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    Sperm builds up and eventually he has a spermcano.
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    (Original post by IloveSamx)
    seriously
    This

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/...entry_id=15521
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    sexual assault.
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    (Original post by Jim-ie)
    he will spunk the sheets, and its almost impossible not to have a **** if you arent getting your rocks off another way.
    This, you have wet dreams and it'll come out as you sleep
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    (Original post by Oh my Ms. Coffey)
    Sperm builds up and eventually he has a spermcano.
    girl in signature = god
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    Having too many sperm in your nuts at once allows them more time to communicate & get organised.

    An individual sperm has a relative IQ of 135. Given enough time they will develop a technique to control your motor system from the testicles & the guy then becomes their puppet.

    Not ****ing is also contagious, which means more and more sperm puppets start to pop up until they start to take over. The only solution then is for a rag tag team of beautiful women to go around getting them all off in order to free them from the sperm's control, and save the world.

    I should so be a porno writer.
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    (Original post by forsaken_earth)
    girl in signature = god
    I get that a lot.
 
 
 
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