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what happens if a buy doesnt masterbate watch

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    You'll jizz in your pants at awkward moments.
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    :dontknow: Well I take it back to the shop. Duh.
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    (Original post by a daedalus)
    I suspect the world would end, but it's never happened.

    It's like Chuck Norris' tears, which are the cure for cancer, but nobody knows because he's never cried.
    Chuck Norris jokes are so Americanish and lame tbh...
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    you will get into heaven
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    He has a wet dream. You would know this unless you a) are a chav and skipped school b) younger than 12, which means that you are illegally joined to a forum.
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    he explodes
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    (Original post by IloveSamx)
    seriously
    well his body would do that(ejaculate) for him during his sleep.

    mentally his hormones would be in overdrive everytime he sees a gal
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    His balls turn blue and grow to the size of watermelons,
    even I know this and I'm a girl ;D
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    He gets a nifty little seat:
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    (Original post by Oh my Ms. Coffey)
    I get that a lot.
    sure, so sorry to bother
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    (Original post by ABCI23)
    He gets a nifty little seat:
    Holddddd up! :wtf: is that REAL?!
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    (Original post by a_t)
    This, you have wet dreams and it'll come out as you sleep
    Luckily I've never had a wet dream :cool:

    blatent post. :cool:
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    (Original post by Cuddlemonster)
    his testicles swell up and explode in a spectacular fashion.
    Now that's what i call a sticky situation. [Cue laughter...]
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    Wet dreams / nocturnal emissions.
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    (Original post by Lewroll)
    Have you heard the saying 'Use it or lose it'.

    Basically, your testicles fall off and you are just left with a giant hole.
    Loool bad visualisation :facepalm: very bad visualisation.
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    Not possible, I stopped for a while (can't remember why) and started doing it in my sleep. It was kinda awesome actually :teehee:
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    Lmao what are you, 12? Geeeeez. . the guy'll have a wet dream (unless he's having sex)
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    Your body will reabsorb the 'unused' sperm, but you will find yourself getting more spontaneous erections and possibly nocturnal emissions.
 
 
 
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