Don't eat yellow snow (A tip given to me by some Yank when i was waitressing...I was really angry)
Never be nasty to a tramp they may be your next boss
Don't study in London, it's the world's 7th most expensive city.
Before insulting someone. Walk a mile in their shoes first. That way, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
Never trust a man with his hand in his pocket, he is sure to be on the ball.
Don't live at home and be a student, its the most boring thing after Big Brother.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day...
Juwel I'm studyng in London, but I don't care hehehe
Wetherspoons are great! Fosters for £1.30, that'll do me!
Every cloud has a silver lining, or always look on the brighter side of life!
there is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have changed
- nelson mandela
on the other hand... you have different fingers
- jack handey
my karma ran over my dogma
- bumper sticker