When I am old and fat and rich I want to buy my own island somewhere sunny and awesome. I then want to get my island turned into a country. How do I buy an island? They don't seem to sell them at any of my local supermarkets? Would I have to ring up the current owner of the island and ask them if it is for sale.
How would I get my island (Lewland) turned into a country?
I will be in charge, possibly as king.
This is a serious question.
Has anyone else ever wanted an island?