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Right, who turned my thread into a laminator fetish fest?
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(Original post by Just_Izzy)
Age has nothing to do with it! Back in ancient times, it was conventional for a male laminator to have both female and male laminator lovers... don't you know your history? :p:
to laminators can't have intercourse! there needs to be a top=papaer and a bottom=laminator
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(Original post by devilbunny)
well I know for a period it was cool for the fancier more modern paper types to insert themselves into young inexperienced laminators and so on
Well, that is certainly the case... but funny, in certain places in the past, if any two laminators were caught trying to copulate, they were often simply and swiftly unplugged... surely a sexist race, these laminators...

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(Original post by devilbunny)
to laminators can't have intercourse! there needs to be a top=papaer and a bottom=laminator
i've officially gotten confused over laminator anatomy... this is getting quite tricky now...
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(Original post by Just_Izzy)
Well, that is certainly the case... but funny, in certain places in the past, if any two laminators were caught trying to copulate, they were often simply and swiftly unplugged... surely a sexist race, these laminators...
to be honest two laminators where never going to get far, nothing to insert yet both wanting insertion, quite a pickle, a very sexy pickle
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(Original post by Just_Izzy)

i've officially gotten confused over laminator anatomy... this is getting quite tricky now...
what are you having problems with and I will try to explain it clearer
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(Original post by devilbunny)
to be honest two laminators where never going to get far, nothing to insert yet both wanting insertion, quite a pickle almost, a very sexy pickle
that's a silly attitude... some argue that you don't need paper to get anywhere.... lamination can still take place, though somewhat differently...
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(Original post by devilbunny)
to be honest two laminators where never going to get far, nothing to insert yet both wanting insertion, quite a pickle, a very sexy pickle
But I do have an all-in-one; laminator, printer, scanner and photocopier. :rolleyes:

seriously...
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(Original post by Just_Izzy)
that's a silly attitude... some argue that you don't need paper to get anywhere.... lamination can still take place, though somewhat differently...
i mean speaking from exerience if you laminate without anything inside the lamination pocket you just end up with a sticky mess, not that pleasant really, unless one of the laminators is into that sort of thing, which as far as I'm aware is quite rare
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(Original post by V.P. Keys)
But I do have an all-in-one; laminator, printer, scanner and photocopier. :rolleyes:

seriously...
Oooh, does it make much noise?
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(Original post by V.P. Keys)
But I do have an all-in-one; laminator, printer, scanner and photocopier. :rolleyes:

seriously...
quadruple orgasms for you
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(Original post by devilbunny)
i mean speaking from exerience if you laminate without anything inside the lamination pocket you just end up with a sticky mess, not that pleasant really, unless one of the laminators is into that sort of thing, which as far as I'm aware is quite rare
Ah... but that is purely from your outside male experience... believe me... lamination both with and without anything inside the pocket can be pleasurable... you just need to know how to work it to its full advantage...

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quadruple orgasms for you
I can't see how a scanner would orgasm... :rolleyes:
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(Original post by devilbunny)
quadruple orgasms for you
(Original post by HearTheThunder)
Oooh, does it make much noise?
Seriously not funny. :hmpf:

It makes hectic noise, more so than my vacuum.
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(Original post by V.P. Keys)
Seriously not funny. :hmpf:

It makes hectic noise, more so than my vacuum.
I like vocal machines.
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(Original post by lessthanthree)
OH MY GOD.

i am so jealous.

oh man, i LOVE laminating.


*salivates*

:broken:
Even the mods are at it :rolleyes:

Filthy electronic whores.
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(Original post by HearTheThunder)
Even the mods are at it :rolleyes:

Filthy electronic whores.
Hey! Electronic lovin' is NOT whoreish...
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(Original post by Just_Izzy)
Hey! Electronic lovin' is NOT whoreish...
However, battery operated is, right Izzy
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(Original post by lessthanthree)



squee!
you forgot

^_^

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you forgot

^_^

:p:
You just made me remember the game :hmpf:
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(Original post by HearTheThunder)
However, battery operated is, right Izzy
No. Battery operated allows girls to STOP being whores *






*Not speaking from experience or anything... :rolleyes:
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(Original post by Just_Izzy)
No. Battery operated allows girls to STOP being whores *






*Not speaking from experience or anything... :rolleyes:
Oh yeah, like you've not indulged in a few laminations.
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