To quote Snoop Dogg
'There used to be a word for people like you, and that word is...Gay. Oh, I guess thats still the word'
TBH as a guy you sound really insecure, i shower everyday, brush teeth and wear deodarant but shaving is once every few days. Moisturise? Pfft, I've always had great skin because I DONT use all of those ****ty skin care products.
I think you need to calm down with your routine, it seems a bit ott and also by the fact that your posting this thread im guessing you dont get laid as much as you deserve for your efforts. Chill out. I find it difficult to see how a girl could be attracted to someone who takes longer then them to get ready...