love is a chainsaw

i am a tree

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but it is winter, so regrowth is out of the question.

Have a Horlicks, on me.

Incidentally, if the Winter of my discontentment lasts another six months I'm resolved to hunt down that vindictive little sh*t of a groundhog and despatch him for myself.

Reply 2

Feefifofum

Profesh

Have a Horlicks, on me.

Literally? Might be painful.

Reply 3

Profesh

Feefifofum

Literally? Might be painful.

Love is: the lingering, circular, thermal imprint of a ceramic mug on one's abdomen.

*sizzle*

I tried this defence in court; unfortunately they found my son in the recycling bin (well, half of him).

Reply 6

lovelee-jublee

cheesecakebobby

I tried this defence in court; unfortunately they found my son in the recycling bin (well, half of him).

Reply 7

Xanthe

cheesecakebobby

I tried this defence in court; unfortunately they found my son in the recycling bin (well, half of him).

Wonderful, wonderful. :smile:

Reply 8

Apricot Fairy

Every time I see this thread I start singing, "God is a DJ, life is a dancefloor, love is a chainsaw....oh wait!" :p:

It's really annoying me now!

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