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    Greetings TSR

    I am considering cheating on my gf for the first time and would like your advice/strategies/stories. Prefer to use sex workers/escorts as I am afraid of being blackmailed or gf finding out.

    inb4 cheating is bad m'kay
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    haha wow, someone wants a battle with the girls of TSR dont they...
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    1) find a woman
    2) ???
    3) profit
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    Sleep with whores or have a girlfriend. Don't do both. Nuff said.
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    You don't deserve to have a girlfriend :|
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    Sleep with her mum.
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    You're gf must be pretty ugly for you to do this. Or you're just a fool.
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    Firstly, let me ask why you're even considering cheating on your girlfriend?

    Secondly; A******. :cool:
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    Dumbass.
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    I thought this had something to do with exams and that I could learn a few things. How silly of me.
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    (Original post by DH-Biker)
    Firstly, let me ask why you're even considering cheating on your girlfriend?

    Secondly; A******. :cool:
    I'm only gonna be young once, in 15-20 years when I've settled down or lost my looks I won't really be able to bang randomers as I'll just be seen as some creepy old man

    I mean I am considering using sex workers but the thrill of the chase is something I don't have, and something I crave since things have become really comfortable in my relationship since she moved in with me
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    You can always 'bang randomers' without a girlfriend? When someone starts considering cheating, it normally means somethings not working in the relationship
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I'm only gonna be young once, in 15-20 years when I've settled down or lost my looks I won't really be able to bang randomers as I'll just be seen as some creepy old man

    I mean I am considering using sex workers but the thrill of the chase is something I don't have, and something I crave since things have become really comfortable in my relationship since she moved in with me
    You are either a troll, or a truly terrible person who deserves whatever misfortune comes from this.

    Dump your girlfriend if you're so eager for new pussy.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I'm only gonna be young once
    And yet you'll always be an ********:rolleyes:
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    oh dear
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    (Original post by catsss)
    You are either a troll, or a truly terrible person who deserves whatever misfortune comes from this.

    Dump your girlfriend if you're so eager for new pussy.
    Yeah but I love her, monogamy is a very modern concept however and one that has been placed by our society rather than instinct, it is natural for a man to want to sleep with as many women as possible, it is part of our being

    I don't really want to debate the morality of this however, what I want is advice
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Greetings TSR

    I am considering cheating on my gf for the first time and would like your advice/strategies/stories. Prefer to use sex workers/escorts as I am afraid of being blackmailed or gf finding out.

    inb4 cheating is bad m'kay

    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I'm only gonna be young once, in 15-20 years when I've settled down or lost my looks I won't really be able to bang randomers as I'll just be seen as some creepy old man

    I mean I am considering using sex workers but the thrill of the chase is something I don't have, and something I crave since things have become really comfortable in my relationship since she moved in with me
    http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...u_trolling.jpg

    Normally, I don't care. But you just sound like a prick.
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    (Original post by Alpharius)
    http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...u_trolling.jpg

    Normally, I don't care. But you just sound like a prick.
    *sigh*

    I thought this would happen, if you don't have anything constructive to say in regard to my relationship problems can you please post elsewhere?
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    Anyone 'afraid of being blackmailed' probably shouldn't be so bold as to cheat in the first place..
 
 
 
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