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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I'm only gonna be young once, in 15-20 years when I've settled down or lost my looks I won't really be able to bang randomers as I'll just be seen as some creepy old man

    I mean I am considering using sex workers but the thrill of the chase is something I don't have, and something I crave since things have become really comfortable in my relationship since she moved in with me
    I doubt you'll have it in the few seconds it takes to pay cash up-front.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Part time student, I work 5 days a week however, we have sex she's just a bit... vanilla you know?
    Escorts are like pornography on steroids. If you spend a lot of money and choose well, you will be able to have sex with (although not get any companionship or love from) some girls who are frankly on fire, and very good at what they do, and may well fulfil all your carnal lusts. Just like young lads now that have learned all their expectations of sex from internet pornography.

    The problem you may then have is that your expectation of sex may become completely skewed, and you might end up paying for sex continually, ad infinitum.

    You may also become very poor.

    On balance, I would recommend that you choose either her, or the paid sex. Not both. That's kind of self-indulgent.
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    (Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo)
    Loads of guys cheat on their girlfriends - why is everyone so moralistic?

    Girlfriend doesn't find out, boyfriend gets laid, their relationship works because both are happy - where's the problem? She can't be hurt if she doesn't find out.. Loads of relationships are based on the woman knowing that he loves her, even if he's not faithful. Geez, people are so demanding! Not idea but so long as it's not in her face.

    Goshhh, women these days think they're more special than they are. Too much self esteem. If OP wants to cheat, she's obviously not doing enough for him. I honestly think monogamy is overrated.
    The problem isn't that he's sleeping with someone while in a relationship- it's that it's a breach of trust. They can have an open relationship and it's all fine and dandy, as long as she knows about it. One of the most important things in a relationship is trust, and if he breaks it then what's the point of the relationship?

    Maybe he can talk to her about an open relationship. And if monogomy's not your thing, that's perfectly great! But if she's under the impression that they are monogamous and he's sleeping around, then what's the ****ing point of it? Isn't it about being exclusive to one another, not just emotionally but also physically?
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    (Original post by sweeter than a cherry pie)
    I doubt you'll have it in the few seconds it takes to pay cash up-front.
    I would prefer having sex with randomers and chasing girls, this is what I miss the most, I would just be worried about it getting back to my girlfriend, that's why I'm considering escorts

    Girls aren't the most stable of creatures, chances are if I started seeing someone on the side for sex she might get annoyed and tell my gf and that would be 2 years down the drain

    One idea I had was to only cheat with girls who are also in relationships, that way they would have something to lose as well and keep their mouths shut


    (Original post by Clip)
    Escorts are like pornography on steroids. If you spend a lot of money and choose well, you will be able to have sex with (although not get any companionship or love from) some girls who are frankly on fire, and very good at what they do, and may well fulfil all your carnal lusts. Just like young lads now that have learned all their expectations of sex from internet pornography.

    The problem you may then have is that your expectation of sex may become completely skewed, and you might end up paying for sex continually, ad infinitum.

    You may also become very poor.

    On balance, I would recommend that you choose either her, or the paid sex. Not both. That's kind of self-indulgent.
    Porn on steroids sounds like heaven tbh, I already have companionship and love in my life

    Thanks for your advice, I know its self indulgent but that's the way it is sometimes
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    (Original post by GGekko)
    You're gf must be pretty ugly for you to do this. Or you're just a fool.
    for every beautiful woman there is a man that is tired of ****ing her :dontknow:
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    As if you're PLANNING on cheating on your girlfriends... Break up ffs...
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I would prefer having sex with randomers and chasing girls, this is what I miss the most, I would just be worried about it getting back to my girlfriend, that's why I'm considering escorts

    Girls aren't the most stable of creatures, chances are if I started seeing someone on the side for sex she might get annoyed and tell my gf and that would be 2 years down the drain

    One idea I had was to only cheat with girls who are also in relationships, that way they would have something to lose as well and keep their mouths shut


    Porn on steroids sounds like heaven tbh, I already have companionship and love in my life

    Thanks for your advice, I know its self indulgent but that's the way it is sometimes
    Oh dear. You may have misread my advice.

    Try to imagine I said that in the voice of C3-P0.
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    (Original post by thesweatyfox)
    As if you're PLANNING on cheating on your girlfriends... Break up ffs...
    *friend
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    You f***ing idiot
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    *sigh*

    I thought this would happen, if you don't have anything constructive to say in regard to my relationship problems can you please post elsewhere?
    you used constructive and relationship in the same sentence. Im normally evolutionary on survival of the fittest but you're a low class cad who pretends to want advice on how to get a hooker and not tell your girlfriend because you love her so much. Asking TSR fr advice on how to follow up on this paradox is unfathomably stupid or a pretty bad joke/troll. Take it as a compliment that we only think you have an imagination/veracity problem. If at any time I thought you meant what you paradoxally said I'd have you plastered.
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    (Original post by emerset)
    you used constructive and relationship in the same sentence. Im normally evolutionary on survival of the fittest but you're a low class cad who pretends to want advice on how to get a hooker and not tell your girlfriend because you love her so much. Asking TSR fr advice on how to follow up on this paradox is unfathomably stupid or a pretty bad joke/troll. Take it as a compliment that we only think you have an imagination/veracity problem. If at any time I thought you meant what you paradoxally said I'd have you plastered.
    I want advice on how to not get caught and to query whether using prostitutes is the only full proof method, if this simple request is incomprehensible to you than I'd advise you to go plaster yourself elsewhere

    I do however own up to your accusation of being a cad, though I do prefer the term venusian artist myself
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I want advice on how to not get caught and to query whether using prostitutes is the only full proof method, if this simple request is incomprehensible to you than I'd advise you to go plaster yourself elsewhere

    I do however own up to your accusation of being a cad, though I do prefer the term venusian artist myself
    You clearly do not know what that term means then.

    Your whole thread = best way to pick up women? or shall i pay for it?
    That term = someone who is very good at picking up women.

    If you were at all 'good' at doing it, you wouldnt even contemplate making this thread, let alone thinking about paying for it.

    Sorry to burst ya bubble
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I want advice on how to not get caught and to query whether using prostitutes is the only full proof method, if this simple request is incomprehensible to you than I'd advise you to go plaster yourself elsewhere

    I do however own up to your accusation of being a cad, though I do prefer the term venusian artist myself
    You've read The Game. If you have, you haven't tried it out.
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    Get gazebo'd. Hard.
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    (Original post by Tommyjw)
    You clearly do not know what that term means then.

    Your whole thread = best way to pick up women? or shall i pay for it?
    That term = someone who is very good at picking up women.

    If you were at all 'good' at doing it, you wouldnt even contemplate making this thread, let alone thinking about paying for it.

    Sorry to burst ya bubble
    Erm at no point have I asked for advice on how to pick up women in this thread, I shall state it again, I want advice on how to not get caught

    I am contemplating paying for it, as it may be the only method available for it not to get back to my gf, I dunno what part of this is so hard for you lot to grasp
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Erm at no point have I asked for advice on how to pick up women in this thread, I shall state it again, I want advice on how to not get caught

    I am contemplating paying for it, as it may be the only method available for it not to get back to my gf, I dunno what part of this is so hard for you lot to grasp
    Lol at the fact your insulting other men for thinking against your ways.

    Yet your too much of a pussy to go out with the risk of getting caught.

    You complain monogamy is not your way, that all men should want to 'cheat'.
    All men do want want to cheat, men want multiple sexual partners. With this they, and the women, know what is happening. Men, throughout history, have not wanted to cheat on their partners. That is a wrong interpretation, they have just wantged many sexual partners, if they are single or not.

    Thus, if you want to live true to your 'multiple sexual partner' method, you would man up, stop being such a pussy wimp and tell her about it.

    If you don't tell her about it, your essentially some cheating ********, not someone living up to the old fashioned ways.
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    (Original post by DiZZeeKiD)
    Sleep with whores or have a girlfriend. Don't do both. Nuff said.
    That.
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    (Original post by Tommyjw)
    Lol at the fact your insulting other men for thinking against your ways.

    Yet your too much of a pussy to go out with the risk of getting caught.

    You complain monogamy is not your way, that all men should want to 'cheat'.
    All men do want want to cheat, men want multiple sexual partners. With this they, and the women, know what is happening. Men, throughout history, have not wanted to cheat on their partners. That is a wrong interpretation, they have just wantged many sexual partners, if they are single or not.

    Thus, if you want to live true to your 'multiple sexual partner' method, you would man up, stop being such a pussy wimp and tell her about it.

    If you don't tell her about it, your essentially some cheating ********, not someone living up to the old fashioned ways.
    That's fine with me, I'm not trying to claim moral high ground here, all I want is more sexual partners while maintaining my relationship, whatever the morality police have to say about that

    And yes I'm too much of a "pussy", to take risks and get caught, because, who the **** wants to be caught? I've had to deal with crazy before

    Crazy isn't fun...
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    That's fine with me, I'm not trying to claim moral high ground here, all I want is more sexual partners while maintaining my relationship, whatever the morality police have to say about that

    And yes I'm too much of a "pussy", to take risks and get caught, because, who the **** wants to be caught? I've had to deal with crazy before

    Crazy isn't fun...
    You are absolutely pathetic. I hope I never have the displeasure of interacting with anyone remotely similar to you in real life.

    Remember to use a condom. Your poor girlfriend doesn't need to get an STD to go along with her **** partner.
 
 
 
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