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    Let's say you share a house and it's mixed with guys and girls. You arrive home one evening and walk past your flatmate's bedroom whilst their door is open and you notice them masturbating while looking at a pic of you.

    How would you react?
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    Guy: :afraid:

    Girl: :sexface:
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    Be slightly curious as to why.
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    Funny because she's only into black guys. I'm not black.
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    Guy: :damnmate:

    Girl: smash it
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    Live in awkwardness for the rest of the year with both of us knowing the other knows but no one saying anything about it, most probably. :ninja:
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    Why would their door be open?
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    I'd be quite concerned that they were masturbating with their door open.
    Otherwise I'd probably just be a bit and take the piss out of them for it. It's kinda flattering.
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    http://extremelyfunny.info/wp-conten...sex_poster.jpg
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    Join in and then strike up a conversation about the weather outside.
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    (Original post by sil3nt_cha0s)
    Guy: :afraid:

    Girl: :sexface:
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    (Original post by Nerd_No_More)
    Let's say you share a house and it's mixed with guys and girls. You arrive home one evening and walk past your flatmate's bedroom whilst their door is open and you notice them masturbating while looking at a pic of you

    How would you react?
    guy - i would run away as fast as i can and find a new place to live

    girl - yell out "holy Frak!" then walk in and start up a conversation about the weather pretending nothing happened
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    I'd be confused because they'd need some sort of doorstop to keep the door open and then to sit masturbating in plain view of the doorway.... :holmes:
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    Ask: "Do you want a hand with that?"
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    question their taste....
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    Have a **** over their picture in revenge.
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    Like this: :lolwut: + :erm:
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    Finish them off.
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    Possibly say 'X' picture is a much better one of me ya'know.

    In reality, simply walk away and be a bit :s
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    If it were a guy,ask them what the hell they are doing. If it was a girl then.. well... you know.

    I'd probably stand there for a few seconds in shock though.
 
 
 
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