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    Hey justin,
    I love your song,
    I listen to it every night before bed,
    with one hand down my thong.

    You are beautiful.
    So elegant, so sweet,
    the pink lipstick on your lips,
    knocks me off my feet.

    Your hair,
    it is lush.
    You do things to me,
    it's like you replicate a sugar rush.

    Your small eyes;
    The way your feet dance,
    I wish I was your dream girl,
    because I wish to shadow your stance.

    You are romantic,
    and beautifully white,
    I don't mind your small ****,
    infact it's good since i'm so tight.

    I like you young,
    I don't mind if you don't drive a car,
    because I get to sit down with you a lot,
    and listen to your voice and a musical guitar.

    I crave you daily,
    let alone in February,
    yes we'd argue,
    like Tom and Jerry.

    But you are the one,
    I know you are,
    My boyfriend's too poor,
    whilst you are a star.

    I want the fame,
    I want to be rich,
    I love my boyfriend,
    but for you i'm a ****-*****.

    Please can we go for dinner,
    can you take me for a meal,
    I will suck you off,
    as long as you don't tell my boyfriend, deal?

    It won't be hard to **********,
    and I doubt you'll make me gag,
    White people have pencil thin penis's,
    and you're no different fag.

    I still love you though,
    I love you so much.
    Being pubeless,
    your balls must be so soft to touch.

    Justin, justin,
    will you cream me?
    Let's have a candlelit picnic,
    just to prove I want some things for free.

    Oh, and don't you ever,
    go near Rebecca Black,
    if you duet with her,
    I will bite off your ballsack.

    Justin I want to let you,
    inside of my world,
    The ***** in the video,
    is a stupid **** whos hair is curled.

    Yes I get jealous,
    when other girls are around you,
    but don't ever cheat on me,
    because I will make you eat da poo poo.

    Justin I want you,
    I want to be your (expensive ) pearl,
    I love you Mr Bieber,
    I am going to be your one less lonely girl.
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    Be glad you don't have The Black Plague.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
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    I bet you love Fridays too ey? :rolleyes:
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    Im so academic on her second account. :nopity:
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    Unfortunately he has a vagina, therefore can't be your bf
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    LOLL
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    You're going to stay lonely at this rate. :rolleyes:
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    Please leave the gene pool
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    He? It's a girl. Sorry.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTCm8tdHkfI
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    I hate the word "bf" more than beiber.
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    I'm so pleased that my Shockwave Flash-player isn't working right now... I don't know what that video is, and I don't think I want to know.

    Tbh, I don't agree with the posting of Beiber related topics in the 'music' forum. There should be a 'Shrieking Idiot' forum or something for that...
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    He'll announce he's gay soon.
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    (Original post by van der Veen)
    He'll announce he's gay soon.
    lol
    It'd make the 10 o'clock news because of all the suicidal tweens.
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    .........ok?
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    (Original post by Ape Gone Insane)
    Don't mention Fridays. :zomg:

    I adore you this is hillarious.
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    You should probably get that checked out.

    Jokes aside, there's something about him I find really creepy.
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    :lockstock:

    Candidate for exclusion from the genepool much?
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    (Original post by Philbert)
    You should probably get that checked out.

    Jokes aside, there's something about him I find really creepy.
    I agree, particularly when I saw this picture:
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    I'd feel a bit like a paedophile if I loved Bieber, how old is he, 12?
 
 
 
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