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snapped my banjo whilst playing GTA watch

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    You masturbate off GTA? I think you have issues, mate.
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    (Original post by mevidek)
    well yeah, I know that banjo but what is his Banjo?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenulu...epuce_of_penis
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    ahh the frenulum, that must be painful...
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    (Original post by mevidek)
    ahh the frenulum, that must be painful...
    everyone says that, but i got mine pierced a few years back and i must say it was the least painful piercing i've ever had :/
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    I used to have a banjo. My Dad sold it :ashamed2:.

    Edit: Oh :teehee:.
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    And I hate people like you who can't take a joke and label anyone who tries to be different / funny as a "troll"
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    *Creak* *Creak*
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    I bet you were shagging the disk really seeing as your **** is that small...
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    (Original post by didgeridoo12uk)
    everyone says that, but i got mine pierced a few years back and i must say it was the least painful piercing i've ever had :/
    that's disgusting...






    He must have been choking that bishop REAL hard...
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    be thankful mate, yours wasnt as bad as mine. My second ever girl was giving me head, she had braces, banjo got caught, she pulled away, more like getting it ripped off than a snap, blood everywhere, some of my foreskin caught in her braces, couldn't masturbate for two months = worst snapping of banjo ever.

    but i ran into the bathroom and washed it in the shower then put cotton wool over it then put a condom on to hold the cotton wool in place.
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    (Original post by setna91)
    just wondering what I should do. I snapped my banjo last night as I was masturbating off GTA when CJ was with a prostitute, it really hurts and I think it's infected. what should I do?
    how is your banjo now mate?
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    (Original post by philbphil)
    be thankful mate, yours wasnt as bad as mine. My second ever girl was giving me head, she had braces, banjo got caught, she pulled away, more like getting it ripped off than a snap, blood everywhere, some of my foreskin caught in her braces, couldn't masturbate for two months = worst snapping of banjo ever.

    but i ran into the bathroom and washed it in the shower then put cotton wool over it then put a condom on to hold the cotton wool in place.
    thats unlucky man
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    Tbh I think it's just better if you chop it off. At least you'll never have that problem again. *shrugs*
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    Blow yourself up with rockets so you appear outside a hospital. You'll lose your guns and some money, but at least you'll have your banjo back.
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    (Original post by rooney1000)
    thats unlucky man
    just slightly...
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    (Original post by Gemma :)!)
    Tbh I think it's just better if you chop it off. At least you'll never have that problem again. *shrugs*
    why dont u suck his banjo
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    (Original post by Kohta)
    It's threads like this that make me glad I'm circumcised.
    i don't know if that's meant to be a pun but... :rofl:
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    (Original post by rooney1000)
    why dont u suck his banjo
    Wouldn't that hurt him at this present, delicate time?
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    go to the store and buy a new string
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    (Original post by rooney1000)
    how is your banjo now mate?
    it's healing nicely mate, thank you everybody for your support, hopefully I still have my best masturbating days ahead of me
 
 
 
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