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    (Original post by Cunning_Stunt1)
    I prefer doing it all over a girls face, much more fun.
    Damm right man, Facials ftw
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    I played quite a mean trick on my ex-gf that backfired slightly. She spat, so I ****ed in her cereal while she was in the shower (she had to swallow it one way or the other). I got confused and ate the wrong bowl of cereal.

    You couldn't write this stuff.
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    I like my hoe to be on a high protein diet. Also, the female should do her job, and clean up afterwards, while the male chills in front of the TV for a bit.
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    (Original post by DH-Biker)
    That's going in the sig. :cool:
    :awesome:

    (Original post by Advanced Subsidiary)
    Cue incoming PM's...
    I'm often stalked by 13-year-olds who wnt 2 stdy mdicin nd b a GP. Oh yes.
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    (Original post by ellakrystina)
    :awesome:
    Done.

    Literally LOL'd.
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    It's a good source of protein.
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    (Original post by dinglemeister)
    Does your boyfriend realise that you are 100% marriage material...?!
    Yep - he's certainly not unappreciative!
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    (Original post by TheCurlyHairedDude)
    What kind of name is aeterno :/
    think it's latin for Eternity... I may be wrong

    I know a little latin. Charlie Sheen is a saurus rex
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    [QUOTE=Anonymous;30568319]I might be the odd one out among females here, but I really love swallowing my boyfriends *** and having him ejaculate on me
    [QUOTE]

    So the other females don't particularly enjoy swallowing your boyfriends ***?!
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I might be the odd one out among females here, but I really love swallowing my boyfriends *** and having him ejaculate on me
    So the other females don't particularly enjoy swallowing your boyfriends ***?!

    (Ignore the previous post, I broke the quote)
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    (Original post by hmon93)
    Unless it's a guy I don't like, I'd rather swallow...
    Why would you .... with a guy you don't like?
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    (Original post by lukejoshjedi)
    think it's latin for Eternity... I may be wrong

    I know a little latin. Charlie Sheen is a saurus rex
    Caecilius est in horto
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    The rhythmic suction resulting from the girl swallowing makes the orgasm considerably better. Although I guess it would be possible to do that without swallowing. :dontknow:
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    (Original post by rugbyladosc)
    Why would you .... with a guy you don't like?
    Drunk and manipulated
    Never getting that drunk again :lol:
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    He he that's brilliant! Its like one of the 'True Stories' from FHM, the difference being its actually true!

    Your bf is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lucky, and I hope that you remind him so on a daily basis!!!

    I'm sure that some of your friends were surprised, as alot of girls are squeamish about it. You just keep doing what you're doing and you'll have a very happy and satisfied and loyal bf!

    (Did you mention somewhere earlier that you like him to ejaculate over you too.....?)
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    If you dislike semen what the hell are you doing having sex?

    Fair dos if your guy tastes rancid, you need to tell him to cut down on the **** food and stop drinking so much alcohol/smoking/drugs/whatever.

    What you put in, it comes out one way or another.
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    (Original post by Choccielatte)
    Yep - he's certainly not unappreciative!
    Wow, I wish my girlfriend was like you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    if you don't swallow you don't get payed for the scene. swallow it *****...
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    (Original post by hmon93)
    Unless it's a guy I don't like, I'd rather swallow...
    Why are you sucking/****ing someone you don't like?
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    (Original post by Ritter)
    Best ways to deal with jizz:

    Jizz on her tits and get her to rub it in
    Jizz on her puss and get her to rub it in
    Jizz in her gob and get her to spit it all over yer wang and suck it all about

    Dirty, but quality
    :lolwut:

    Someone's been watching too many porn vids...
 
 
 
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