I have this really Fat friend...

Tell him to lose weight.

Not being rude, but are there any larger ladies out there who you could hint to? They may be more inclined & possibly be having the same problem?

Just say all your friends are seeing people / not interested in a relationship or something along those lines.

haha last year he spent 20 grand on going to fat camp, he was 24 stone and went down to 18. Now he's 26 stone. I think weight loss is a big problem for him.

...like 26 stone fat, and he's lovely guy but of course most girls don't find him attractive. Which is a problem as he really wants a girlfriend.
He ''falls in love'' with girls really easy (once he had only seen a picture of a girl and said 'I want to shout my love for her from the rooftops), and the only relationship hes actually been in he proposed to her after 8 months (age 17) and she broke up with him.
Now hes coming to me asking me to set him up with my single friends, I've tried hinting that they wouldn't be interested but he cant take the hint and I can't tell him straight because he's over sensitive (he's attempted suicide and self harmed when hes been rejected in the past) but he is a really nice boy aswell so I don't want to avoid him/ really hurt his feelings. But hes put me in the really really difficult position of trying to find a nice pretty girl who would be interest in him.

How do I get myself out of this nice and cleanly ?

Any advice no matter how obscure would be appreciated!

I appriciate your advice alot and normally that would certainly work, but ive tried saying stuff like that and he reckons he could change their minds if they met him and stuff.
I dunno how attractive he thinks he is but yeahhh....

xx