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Why are men so weak and pathetic?



I'd like to point out that I'm not sexist. But every time I see a guy get kicked in the nuts, be it in real life or in ballbusting videos, he's always moaning or crying or going down. Seriously, I can't help but think that when a guy does this that he's a pussy. It's pathetic, truly. I can take just about everything those girls dish out, and more, and not complain. I'm like Duke Nukem, I got balls of steel, but these other men, they disappoint me. Just look at how quickly this guy goes down? Couldn't you guys take this:

http://www.garagetv.be/video-galerij/bbashl/Nicole_s_First_Time.aspx

http://www.garagetv.be/video-galerij/menolo69/Regan_s_First_Time_Ballbusting_wmv.aspx
It hurts

Think yourself lucky you can't feel it
Reply 2
So, what do we reckon the circumstances are in that animated GIF? I mean, it's probably based on something. The guy appears to be naked other than his underpants whilst the woman is in some sort of negligée, though they could both be in swimming gear [one hella impractical leotard on the woman though].

Could they have been making love and the guy screamed out "ohhhh Anna" instead of Lucy? Or perhaps the woman just lost in their swimming competition and the guy made a wisecrack about how poorly she performed.

As for your question, a guy should have the agility and thoughtfulness to be ready to avoid any attack, and to counter it swiftly and practically. Woman thinks she's being smart -> dodge or parry -> fist to side of head/kidney -> whore told.

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Taking one in the balls hurts like hell if the right contact is made. It can also do permanent damage; whenever someone has a go at my package I'm always like 'don't go damaging my properteh, dawg'.
Reply 4
Original post by D3stiny


I'd like to point out that I'm not sexist. But every time I see a guy get kicked in the nuts, be it in real life or in ballbusting videos, he's always moaning or crying or going down. Seriously, I can't help but think that when a guy does this that he's a pussy. It's pathetic, truly. I can take just about everything those girls dish out, and more, and not complain. I'm like Duke Nukem, I got balls of steel, but these other men, they disappoint me. Just look at how quickly this guy goes down? Couldn't you guys take this:

http://www.garagetv.be/video-galerij/bbashl/Nicole_s_First_Time.aspx

http://www.garagetv.be/video-galerij/menolo69/Regan_s_First_Time_Ballbusting_wmv.aspx


So it doesn't hurt when you get kicked in the balls?

Something's wrong with you.
Reply 5
Something's very, very wrong with you.

I've done my nuts in so many times biking; and I still feel every single minor tap.

If you can't feel anything, your balls are seriously wronged somehow.
Let me kick you in the nads with my steel-toe capped work boots, we'll see who doesn't feel pain then :colone:
Reply 7
Original post by D3stiny


I'd like to point out that I'm not sexist. But every time I see a guy get kicked in the nuts, be it in real life or in ballbusting videos, he's always moaning or crying or going down. Seriously, I can't help but think that when a guy does this that he's a pussy. It's pathetic, truly. I can take just about everything those girls dish out, and more, and not complain. I'm like Duke Nukem, I got balls of steel, but these other men, they disappoint me. Just look at how quickly this guy goes down? Couldn't you guys take this:

http://www.garagetv.be/video-galerij/bbashl/Nicole_s_First_Time.aspx

http://www.garagetv.be/video-galerij/menolo69/Regan_s_First_Time_Ballbusting_wmv.aspx


This is obviously a trolling girl. You've all been taken for fools.

Plus. "I'm not sexist, but" pretty much sets you up as a sexist.

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