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What makes a good arse on a male: post your thoughts. watch

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    Title says it all.

    Women and gays only please.
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    As a straight guy, I like my arse because it works. Not too wide, so nothing falls out when I don't want it to, not too narrow, so it's not painful squeezing one out.

    Can't go wrong when you have a normally functioning arse.
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    a small one :]
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    One that's nice to smack
    Even though my boyfriend hates it when I do that... It's fun though.
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    smallish but tight and firm perky butt cheeks
    Yum.
    Not completely flat.
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    Squeezable and peachy, firm.

    :pierre:
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    I have a bum like a girl
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    not hairy! :argh:
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    Juuust peachy
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    (Original post by ArcadiaHouse)
    Squeezable and peachy, firm.

    :pierre:

    this
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    (Original post by JayTeeKay)
    As a straight guy
    Good to see people reading the OP so thoroughly
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    Just for the lulz, I present to you...


    ...the boy with an arse for a face:
    http://l.yimg.com/a/p/i/bcst/yeurope...4/63231276.jpg
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    I can't really describe it, you just know one when you see one.
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    (Original post by jumpingjesusholycow)
    Just for the lulz, I present to you...


    ...the boy with an arse for a face:
    http://l.yimg.com/a/p/i/bcst/yeurope...4/63231276.jpg
    I have stuck your name on a note on my desktop, you will be having some rep from me good sir!
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    http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgur...0&tx=52&ty=117

    This.
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    http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgur...7&tx=120&ty=84

    Et voila.
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    I will go against the normal response as I love my boyfriend's big bum!

    It's so big and round and a proper handful

    Omnomnom.
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    Oh my gawwwd! :eek: It's like a girl's but...better. I don't know whether I love it or hate it :p:
    http://www.balletblack.co.uk/wpimages/e628.jpg
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    (Original post by JCC-MGS)
    Good to see people reading the OP so thoroughly
    I did read thoroughly, but I posted anyway, because that's how I roll.

    Also, the thread was going slow. It was the least I could do really.
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    Firm.

    I've only ever seen the 'perfect' ass on a man once. I was in central London and a guy walked past with the tighest ass I'd ever seen, me and my friends were in sitting in a car and saw him walking from behind. We were all like :hitit:

    Then he met up with another man on a corner and kissed him.

    Typical, why do gay men get all the fit ones?
 
 
 
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