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    A flatmate and I share a bathroom and it has one of those locks where you can use use a penny to lock and unlock it from the outside.

    So I was showering and he unlocks it, walks in with a box of live locusts you get to feed lizards, pops the lid open, launches it into the shower, runs away and locks the door.

    Luckily I managed to escape, he left for the holidays before I has a chance to confront him but tbf this is just unfunny and beyond the pale. How do you report people at uni?
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    Also how do I report that I need an exterminator, I locked the bathroom from the outside and have used other people's since?
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    hahaha he's awesome. You probably deserved it for not having a sense of humour and making his hall experience rubbish.
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    practical jokes have a limit I think, that goes a little too far I reckon.

    I would get him back by doing the exact same thing next time he's in there, see if he finds it just as funny
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    Prank him?
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    To be honest, this is first year of uni and that is fairly inspired. Plaster every surface of his room with granny porn, it's the done thing.
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    (Original post by JanFebMar)
    A flatmate and I share a bathroom and it has one of those locks where you can use use a penny to lock and unlock it from the outside.

    So I was showering and he unlocks it, walks in with a box of live locusts you get to feed lizards, pops the lid open, launches it into the shower, runs away and locks the door.

    Luckily I managed to escape, he left for the holidays before I has a chance to confront him but tbf this is just unfunny and beyond the pale. How do you report people at uni?
    prank him back, he left for a holiday? wouldn't that mean his room is empty?
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    (Original post by big-boss-91)
    prank him back, he left for a holiday? wouldn't that mean his room is empty?
    Well it seems the advice on here is fight fire with fire. I plan on getting the porter to let me into 'my' (his) room
    and put everything under the divan bed so he thinks he has been robbed.
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    That is jokes... thou couldnt you just leave them in there unlock the door and when he goes to use the toilet when he gets back he will be in for a nasty surprise no?
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    Get him back, massacre his family with a chain saw in an orgy of violence, then tell him him that you sawed his family the other day, before laughing with an evil glee as he thinks that he is correcting your english
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    (Original post by Nahro)
    That is jokes... thou couldnt you just leave them in there unlock the door and when he goes to use the toilet when he gets back he will be in for a nasty surprise no?
    ahh good idea, if they're still alive
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    Aaaaah I'd cry if someone did that too me!

    You should put clingfilm on the toilet seat :ahee:

    so next time he pees...boy he's gonna have a shower in his own piss.

    :teehee:
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    You don't need an exterminator. Locusts don't live forever by the way.
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    (Original post by loling909)
    Aaaaah I'd cry if someone did that too me!

    You should put clingfilm on the toilet seat :ahee:

    so next time he pees...boy he's gonna have a shower in his own piss.

    :teehee:
    I've never understood this. Wouldn't you realize if cling film was on on the toilet seat.
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    Go to Australia, find the largest Goliath Tarantula you can, inject it with Shark testostorone and lock it into his room.

    Then sporadically hurl insults about the spiders momma through the door to make him even more angry.

    Then when he comes back to halls and opens the door ... payback times
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    (Original post by SAK.A)
    I've never understood this. Wouldn't you realize if cling film was on on the toilet seat.
    Yeah I know...but I guess do it in the night, so if they ever need to go piss in the night, it's all blurry and funny and they probably won't notice. And make sure they drink lots before they go to bed.

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    Locusts? Seriously? If you're a troll good job as most people seem to believe you if not then that's probably quite a serious thing for someone to have done and isn't really a joke.
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    (Original post by loling909)
    Yeah I know...but I guess do it in the night, so if they ever need to go piss in the night, it's all blurry and funny and they probably won't notice. And make sure they drink lots before they go to bed.

    You seem to be an expert on this. I don't know whether I should be scared or impressed, or maybe both.
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    (Original post by SAK.A)
    You seem to be an expert on this. I don't know whether I should be scared or impressed, or maybe both.
    Trust me. :dance:
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    (Original post by TurboCretin)
    To be honest, this is first year of uni and that is fairly inspired. Plaster every surface of his room with granny porn, it's the done thing.
    That reminded me of something I saw as an April Fools Day prank one year:
    It was a couple of years ago back when I was in college, and we were walking down the road to get some munch from Tesco when we saw that someone had glued, sellotaped, blu-tacked, and attachmented by god know what other means a load of porn to some poor *******s car. The whole car was covered in pages from a magazine, we were pissing ourselves :teehee:

    That was back when times were simpler :moon:
 
 
 
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