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    (Original post by rodcarter)
    Go to Australia, find the largest Goliath Tarantula you can, inject it with Shark testostorone and lock it into his room.

    Then sporadically hurl insults about the spiders momma through the door to make him even more angry.

    Then when he comes back to halls and opens the door ... payback times
    Fool, inject it with 200ml of TIGER BLOOD as well!!!
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    Prank him back with something extreme, then upload to youtube.

    Or, just report him, but that's less fun
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    If he pranks him back it'll just keep going forever and getting worse and worse. The locusts thing is WAY too far. Just have a word with him I guess. Or talk to some other people about it and get them to tell him it's pissing you off.
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    (Original post by H.JJJ)
    Fool, inject it with 200ml of TIGER BLOOD as well!!!
    Tigers are an endangered species. Not cool dude
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    Also if Happy Slapping was once considered a prank, maybe you could invent your own version "happy stabbing".

    It could work ....
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    I would love to share a flat with this guy
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    That guy is an utter genius, just find the funny side.
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    Inject carbon monoxide into his room.

    (dont)
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    Try to find the locusts and then prepare a meal with the locusts such as a curry or place them in his cereal box when he returns. Spread some dead locusts under the undersheet of his bed and put locusts in his shoes and clothing as well. Either report him for having a pet and use the locusts as evidence or explain the truth.
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    (Original post by JanFebMar)
    So I was showering and he unlocks it, walks in with a box of live locusts you get to feed lizards, pops the lid open, launches it into the shower, runs away and locks the door.

    Luckily I managed to escape, he left for the holidays before I has a chance to confront him but tbf this is just unfunny and beyond the pale. How do you report people at uni?
    :ahee: Lucky you, locusts are one of the most dangerous species known to man...
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    poo on his bed
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    (Original post by Aku-gila)
    :ahee: Lucky you, locusts are one of the most dangerous species known to man...
    Why is this?
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    If he has gone fill his room up with newspaper or balloons, some of the funniest things i've ever scene.

    Other ideas
    1. change computer start up tone noise thingy to a explosion, speakers full blast.
    2. fill a bubble wrap envelope with whipped cream or shaving foam, slide opening under door, jump on envelope
    3. midnight raid into room with many people, masks and fake kidnap
    4. fake lizard, remove his one, pretend its dead
    5. newspaper his door
    6. carefully apply waxstrip on his leg at night, pull
    7. wedgie with a clamp and chain while he is sleeping
    8. film and link on TSR

    Happy Pranking and remember THERE ARE NO LIMITS!
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    I've always liked the idea of sowing cress on somebody's carpet. :moon:
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    (Original post by JanFebMar)
    Well it seems the advice on here is fight fire with fire. I plan on getting the porter to let me into 'my' (his) room
    and put everything under the divan bed so he thinks he has been robbed.
    good idea! put a bucket of water above the door as a cherry on top!
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    **** on his pillow.
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    (Original post by superwolf)
    I've always liked the idea of sowing cress on somebody's carpet. :moon:
    I was going to suggest this one. come back from holiday to find a lovely "lawn" in your bedroom.

    What about filling his shower gel and shampoo with food colouring?
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    (Original post by rodcarter)
    Why is this?
    It was a joke :getmecoat:
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    That sounds absolutely hilarious, although locusts maybe a bit fair. How about just get him back twice as well? Fill his car with locusts.
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    Yeah you should report him and get him kicked out of uni and get criminal charges against him and stuff........


    Seriously.. if you thought he went too far just have a sit down talk when he comes back and tell him you're not up for it. Or just smile about it and prank him back.. there are so many good ones you could pull on him for revenge.. Lighten up though, you weren't injured nor was any of your stuff damaged was it?
 
 
 
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