I know they call them "Lunchtime Lectures" and have a little silhouette of a sandwich and a drink.
But listen, please - I don't think they mean "Bring crisps wrapped in foil. wrapped in cellophane, have a noisiest feast ever, have a belch, a satisfied fart and then start playing the f**king trombone."
Darwin Hall, Centre Section, End Seat, Third Row from front. I'm talking to you, mofo.
...Should I go back to school?