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Why is the left tescticle usually bigger than the right ? watch

  • View Poll Results: Which testicle is bigger ?
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    Both the same
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    I'm a girl... I have no balls
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    Really? I never noticed tbh. Will check later
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    Right! I got out my measuring tape and OP, you appear to be right, my left testicle is indeed slightly larger than my right. I'll ask around some friends to see if this trend is repeated.
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    (Original post by JackB123)
    For me, the middle one is the biggest
    How close to Chernobyl did you grow up?
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    (Original post by adam_zed)
    How close to Chernobyl did you grow up?
    ?????????? ?????? ????????? ????? ?????
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    (Original post by JackB123)
    ?????????? ?????? ????????? ????? ?????
    Chernobyl = nuclear meltdown = radiation = mutation = you having three balls as opposed to one

    Basically, he was trying to to be funny...by bringing up the horror of nuclear meltdown and radiation poisoning...and testicles...as you do.
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    So that it's heavier and droops lower, thus preventing them banging into each other?
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    (Original post by RequiemForADream)
    Chernobyl = nuclear meltdown = radiation = mutation = you having three balls as opposed to one

    Basically, he was trying to to be funny...by bringing up the horror of nuclear meltdown and radiation poisoning...and testicles...as you do.
    :beard:
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    (Original post by Ronda)
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    lol
    ahh gotta love a good point-killing typo



    I obviously didn't mean 1 ball.

    I meant 4.


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    (Original post by secret_geek)
    ewwwwwwww i feel sick!
    Grow up?
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    *checks balls*

    This week's prize goes to righty!

    Check back next week for more great action

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    (Original post by RequiemForADream)
    Basically, he was trying to to be funny...by bringing up the horror of nuclear meltdown and radiation poisoning...and testicles...as you do.
    I suppose we should ban all humour that capitalises even in the smallest way on the suffering of others. That leaves us with about 10 jokes.
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    (Original post by adam_zed)
    I suppose we should ban all humour that capitalises even in the smallest way on the suffering of others. That leaves us with about 10 jokes.
    I didn't mean anything by that, I'm not offended or anything! Jokes are jokes, there have been much much worse said before, and there will be worse yet to come.
    I was just trying to further explain it in a tongue-in-cheek way
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    (Original post by RequiemForADream)
    I didn't mean anything by that, I'm not offended or anything! Jokes are jokes, there have been much much worse said before, and there will be worse yet to come.
    I was just trying to further explain it in a tongue-in-cheek way
    sorry dude,

    its been a looooong day so im probably taking load of things the wrong way.
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    (Original post by adam_zed)
    sorry dude,

    its been a looooong day so im probably taking load of things the wrong way.
    No worries
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    Just checked mine, they're about the same.
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    (Original post by RequiemForADream)
    Chernobyl = nuclear meltdown = radiation = mutation = you having three balls as opposed to one

    Basically, he was trying to to be funny...by bringing up the horror of nuclear meltdown and radiation poisoning...and testicles...as you do.
    Yeah I got that, I tried to put japanese characters.. maybe it would have crossed the line anyway..
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    Just watched the episode of South Park where Randy puts his balls in the microwave to get cancer, and then rides round town using his huge balls like a space hopper. Reminded me of this thread I made. :rofl:

    My findings were somewhat inconclusive. :beard:
 
 
 
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