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Given boyfriend hand jobs but haven't had courage to move onto blowjob... watch

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    Ask him, chances are he will say yes, lol.
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    (Original post by Persephone9)
    Really? I think they taste horrible. Especially the blueberry ones, had to bin one that we were going to use for sex just because it was so strong smelling.
    I've never tasted one myself, I've been meaning to go out and get some to try out but never got around to it, plus my boyfriend isn't very picky about it lol.
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    (Original post by Sockpirate)
    'burped the worm'?! That is the most ridiculous euphemism I've ever heard :lolwut:
    erm, thank you..?


    (Original post by NeonSkies)
    Then you're not mature enough to be getting blow jobs.
    For having a preference?
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    (Original post by amime)
    I'm sorry, did you actually think I was being serious?
    Not really but some people might have believed you. That just = PAIN. Not good
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    (Original post by rach [shikari])
    practice on a banana
    Practice on a pineapple.
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    (Original post by KJane)
    I've never tasted one myself, I've been meaning to go out and get some to try out but never got around to it, plus my boyfriend isn't very picky about it lol.
    I wouldn't bother unless they're free. The blueberry one was possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted, the smell should have put me off, but curiosity got the better of me (it was bright blue :P).

    The only remotely non foul one that I've ever tried is banana, admittedly I don't use them often, it's more of a 'run out of normal condoms' thing, then I get curious because they come in fun colours. I don't really like the taste of mint, but apparently mint is the best at covering the latex flavour
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    (Original post by Persephone9)
    I wouldn't bother unless they're free. The blueberry one was possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted, the smell should have put me off, but curiosity got the better of me (it was bright blue :P).

    The only remotely non foul one that I've ever tried is banana, admittedly I don't use them often, it's more of a 'run out of normal condoms' thing, then I get curious because they come in fun colours. I don't really like the taste of mint, but apparently mint is the best at covering the latex flavour
    Ahh might not bother then, have you ever watched 'Juno'? a girl at a sex clinic gives her free flavoured condoms and goes:

    "They're boysenberry, My boyfriend wears them every time we have intercourse, it makes his junk smell like pie." Lol sorry, your post reminded me of this scene.

    Although this mint condom sounds intrigiuing...
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I want to give my boyfriend a blow job but i don't want to just go and do it in case he's not into oral sex (he hasn't done anything orally to me yet). How can i ask him if he wants one? And is it weird not to have yet? Oh and we've been going out just over a month, but i've known him longer. Advice pleeeeease
    ALL guys are into oral sex... if he doesn't like it... oh dear
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    (Original post by KJane)
    Ahh might not bother then, have you ever watched 'Juno'? a girl at a sex clinic gives her free flavoured condoms and goes:

    "They're boysenberry, My boyfriend wears them every time we have intercourse, it makes his junk smell like pie." Lol sorry, your post reminded me of this scene.

    Although this mint condom sounds intrigiuing...
    Hahahaha, now pie flavoured condoms I could get on board with.

    I've never tried mint, but I just imagine that they'll taste like toothpaste And the thought of using them for sex..... ughhh... burney
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    (Original post by mynameisq)
    Fear me, I've killed them all.
    :hmmm:

    See that can't be true.

    The person you quoted said they'd killed hundreds which means that you didn't kill them all, you just killed the ones they hadn't :holmes:

    Shame on you for lying
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    (Original post by Persephone9)
    Hahahaha, now pie flavoured condoms I could get on board with.

    I've never tried mint, but I just imagine that they'll taste like toothpaste And the thought of using them for sex..... ughhh... burney
    Toothpaste? I'd be using the wrong kind of brush though.

    I'd be worried if they burned, a condom company should have them tested, but that's why I'm bit relucant to try the warming lube, I'm afraid that will burn as it's such a sensitive area.
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    If it's your first time giving one, just start with a handjob then put your lips round the head and carry on with your usual handiness.

    It'll be an easy thing for you to do and he'll love it.

    Then you can try bobbing up and down and licking etc as you get comfortable.

    Hope this helps. I knows what I likes! I'm sure he'll return the favour too.

    Oh and don't use a condom for oral if you want him to feel ANYTHING, christ!
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    (Original post by amime)
    Just don't kiss him afterwards. Biggest turn off.... well for me it is
    Yeah, and all girls will hate you for that. Best way to make a girl feel cheap.
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    (Original post by KJane)
    Toothpaste? I'd be using the wrong kind of brush though.

    I'd be worried if they burned, a condom company should have them tested, but that's why I'm bit relucant to try the warming lube, I'm afraid that will burn as it's such a sensitive area.
    Oh, no warming lube is fine, as is the tingly stuff. It may burn a bit if you get too much of it in the wrong places though, a little bit of that stuff goes a long way.

    I'm sure minty condoms wouldn't burn (although not all flavoured condoms are suitable for sex, and as I get them free from the clinic, I don't have the boxes to check), but my paranoid fantasies stop me from using them :P
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    (Original post by Kaykiie)
    :hmmm:

    See that can't be true.

    The person you quoted said they'd killed hundreds which means that you didn't kill them all, you just killed the ones they hadn't :holmes:

    Shame on you for lying
    I've killed them all (the remaining ones) :P Happy? if not, ''I've got a ruddy gun, I've got a motherflippin' ruddy gun!''
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    (Original post by Persephone9)
    Oh, no warming lube is fine, as is the tingly stuff. It may burn a bit if you get too much of it in the wrong places though, a little bit of that stuff goes a long way.

    I'm sure minty condoms wouldn't burn (although not all flavoured condoms are suitable for sex, and as I get them free from the clinic, I don't have the boxes to check), but my paranoid fantasies stop me from using them :P
    God, my sex life would probably be so much better if I wasn't so paranoid, I think I'm just gonna have to go out and buy a load of this stuff and test it all out, can't say the boyfriend will be complaining though.
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    (Original post by mynameisq)
    I've killed them all (the remaining ones) :P Happy? if not, ''I've got a ruddy gun, I've got a motherflippin' ruddy gun!''
    Yes I'm happy we cleared that up
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    (Original post by amime)
    Are you kidding me, I can't think of anything worse. Especially if I've just burped the worm before the kiss.
    Nope. Nothing like licking a bit off her lips afterwards as well
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    (Original post by KJane)
    God, my sex life would probably be so much better if I wasn't so paranoid, I think I'm just gonna have to go out and buy a load of this stuff and test it all out, can't say the boyfriend will be complaining though.
    Ann Summers has a sale on. No time like the present
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    (Original post by penguin-)
    Just take a deep breath and go for it. Chances are he'll love it, particularly as it was by surprise.
    :awesome:

    Edit: why in God's name has my name suddenly gone bold?

    Second edit: scratch that, looks like everyone's has
 
 
 
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