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    i'm just curious cause me and my friend had this hour long argument on this subject. he says he sh;ts 3 times a day, whereas with me its more like once every 2-3 days lol. my record is 6 days, but i was really young and i hated the idea of having to sh;t inside a hole on the floor (on holiday to my home country algeria).

    anyway, does anyone here sh;t more than once a day? i can accept once a day, but anything more is just overkill, a waste of time and ****ed up. you probably think i'm a troll, but i'm not. these are true stories, and yes i want to hear about other peoples sh;tting routine - who cares?

    EDIT: one advantage of sh;tting once every 2-3 days is that all the junk will eventually build up into one rock-hard lump (= no annoying 15 minutes of whiping). having said this, you still get a nice amount of thinking time.
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    Don't dupe threads.
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    (Original post by marcusmerehay)
    Don't dupe threads.
    such an unnecessary comment.
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    (Original post by lean bean)
    such an unnecessary comment.
    And this thread is? :toofunny:
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    3 times a day? He is a fiend, I wouldn't want to share a toilet with him
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    (Original post by lean bean)
    such an unnecessary comment.
    Such an unnecessary thread.
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    (Original post by n1r4v)
    3 times a day? Your friend is a fiend, I wouldn't want to share a toilet with him
    sup man, you probably know who this is.

    he takes a sh;t before college, after lunch, and before bed. jesus christ.
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    (Original post by VeniViciVidi)
    Such an unnecessary thread.
    then stop crying and go stalk someone else's thread.
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    (Original post by lean bean)
    i'.
    When I took a dump on your face the Japanese quake happened.
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    typically once a day - after the first meal of the day (not always breakfast time)
    and it takes me 2-3 minutes
    don't understand this need to stop anyone else being able to use the toilet for half an hour whenever you need a dump
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    USUALLY once a day. Sometimes every second day. Or if i were to have more junk food or a chinese then twice a day (rare)
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    Over 9000 times a day.
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    Every hour :yep:
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    5 times because i eat a lot of veggies (they got fiber in them which makes people poo a lot)
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    (Original post by lean bean)
    then stop crying and go stalk someone else's thread.
    Do you want me to call the wahhbulance for you?
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    (Original post by lean bean)
    sup man, you probably know who this is.

    he takes a sh;t before college, after lunch, and before bed. jesus christ.
    Lol, I do now. Pretty incredible, he is quite fat? Does he eat continuously or something?
 
 
 
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