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# Food Mathematics - This Great Food plus This Great Food equals This INCREDIBLE Food! watch

1. I bet you're all thinking of the obvious innuendo here. When two become one. When two foods get together.

Food insiiiide other foods.

Well you're sick. I wasn't thinking that.

No, I was thinking about tasty foods which, when added to another great food, become even MORE epic. Times tenned. Times a hundred'ed. This is Food Mathematics, arguably the single best kind of mathematics conceivable. But it also works another way - you can subtract a food from another to make two or more even more amazing foods, too.

The only rule is, whatever the result of your Food Mathematics sum, the outcome has to be the superior food. Got it?

For example:

Hard Boiled Egg

PLUS

Sausage

EQUALS

Scotch Egg

Great Food plus Great Food equals AWESOME food!

Now your turn - for a bit of fun, post it like a sum, so "X + Y = Z!"

And extra kudos points for posting pics so we can see how two great foods become an awesome food, too!

PLUS

Pork

EQUALS

Pork Bun

3. Sausage

PLUS

Bacon

Equals

KILTED SAUSAGE!

4. Chocolate

PLUS

Cornflakes

EQUALS

CORNFLAKE CAKES!!

5. OOH I got one!

Tortilla chips

Plus salsa

Plus cheese

Multiplied by 10 minutes in the oven

Equals...

Nachos!

6. Ham

Peanut Butter

Picallili

On Toast, as sandwiches

SO GOOD
7. Cheese + chips =
8. I think Pizza + Pineapple = Pineapple Pizza is incredible.

Also

=

9. (Original post by SoapyDish)
OOH I got one!

Tortilla chips

Plus salsa

Plus cheese

Multiplied by 10 minutes in the oven

Equals...

Nachos!

10. Sausage

PLUS

Puff Pastry

EQUALS

SAUSAGE ROLL!

11. I can't believe anyone hasn't said the staple and most basic and obvious food maths yet. It's like the food maths rule everyone should know, the times table of food numeracy!
Some very basic ingrediants.

+

+

+

=

Oh man, I love the cake.
12. If only I were as enthuisastic with A Levels Maths as I am this thread...

+

X

=

13. Any food + melted chesse = significantly better food

sorry no pics.
14. +

=

and...
+

=
15. Remember guys, the component foods have to be foods you'd eat (and are delicious) on their own! I doubt you snack on flour, MelissaJayne (actually, maybe you do... who am I to judge? Haha!!)

Sponge Cake

PLUS

Ice Cream

EQUALS

ARCTIC ROLL!

16. Steak

+

Gammon

+

= Mixed Grill
17. Macaroni Cheese

PLUS

Hot Dog

EQUALS

EPIC HOT DOG MAC!

18. ohh sorry, I get it now! I can assure you, I don't eat flour ha.

JELLY + CREAM + FRUIT + CUSTARD = TRIFLE.
19. Steak

+ Baguette

+ Red Onions

+ Balsamic Vinegar

= Steak Sandwich with Caramelised Onion Chutney!

20. oreo
+

=

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