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Food Mathematics - This Great Food plus This Great Food equals This INCREDIBLE Food! watch

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    I bet you're all thinking of the obvious innuendo here. When two become one. When two foods get together.

    Food insiiiide other foods.

    Well you're sick. I wasn't thinking that.


    No, I was thinking about tasty foods which, when added to another great food, become even MORE epic. Times tenned. Times a hundred'ed. This is Food Mathematics, arguably the single best kind of mathematics conceivable. But it also works another way - you can subtract a food from another to make two or more even more amazing foods, too.

    The only rule is, whatever the result of your Food Mathematics sum, the outcome has to be the superior food. Got it?


    For example:

    Hard Boiled Egg



    PLUS

    Sausage



    EQUALS

    Scotch Egg



    Great Food plus Great Food equals AWESOME food!



    Now your turn - for a bit of fun, post it like a sum, so "X + Y = Z!"

    And extra kudos points for posting pics so we can see how two great foods become an awesome food, too!
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    Bread



    PLUS

    Pork



    EQUALS

    Pork Bun

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    Sausage



    PLUS

    Bacon




    Equals

    KILTED SAUSAGE!


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    Chocolate



    PLUS

    Cornflakes




    EQUALS

    CORNFLAKE CAKES!!


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    OOH I got one!

    Tortilla chips


    Plus salsa


    Plus cheese


    Multiplied by 10 minutes in the oven


    Equals...

    Nachos!

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    Ham


    Peanut Butter


    Picallili


    On Toast, as sandwiches


    SO GOOD
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    Cheese + chips = :coma:
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    I think Pizza + Pineapple = Pineapple Pizza is incredible.

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    (Original post by SoapyDish)
    OOH I got one!

    Tortilla chips


    Plus salsa


    Plus cheese


    Multiplied by 10 minutes in the oven


    Equals...

    Nachos!

    Made me so hungry :love:
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    Sausage

    PLUS



    Puff Pastry



    EQUALS

    SAUSAGE ROLL!


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    I can't believe anyone hasn't said the staple and most basic and obvious food maths yet. It's like the food maths rule everyone should know, the times table of food numeracy!
    Some very basic ingrediants.


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    Oh man, I love the cake.
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    If only I were as enthuisastic with A Levels Maths as I am this thread...



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    Any food + melted chesse = significantly better food

    sorry no pics.
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    Remember guys, the component foods have to be foods you'd eat (and are delicious) on their own! I doubt you snack on flour, MelissaJayne (actually, maybe you do... who am I to judge? Haha!!)


    Sponge Cake



    PLUS


    Ice Cream



    EQUALS


    ARCTIC ROLL!

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    Steak



    +


    Gammon



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    = Mixed Grill
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    Macaroni Cheese



    PLUS

    Hot Dog




    EQUALS

    EPIC HOT DOG MAC!


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    ohh sorry, I get it now! I can assure you, I don't eat flour ha.

    JELLY + CREAM + FRUIT + CUSTARD = TRIFLE.
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    Steak

    + Baguette

    + Red Onions

    + Balsamic Vinegar

    = Steak Sandwich with Caramelised Onion Chutney!
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    oreo
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    chocolate chip cookie
    =

    oreo cookie cookie!!!
 
 
 
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