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    (Original post by Raving_Hippy)
    'Strangle their sausage' LMAO!!! http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/imag...mg/biggrin.gif

    But yeh, I actually agree with your reply quite a bit.
    Pahaha oh this is the bad thing about working next door to a butchers. The men who work there are utter inuendo kings. It has obviously rubbed off on me haha
    Yeh. & It's not as if men run out of sperm and/or stamina. So, if they were to 'strangle their sausage' as I so subtly put it, and then ended up having sex anyway, the sex wouldn't be any worse because of the sausage strangling
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    (Original post by Jadelyndsey)
    Pahaha oh this is the bad thing about working next door to a butchers. The men who work there are utter inuendo kings. It has obviously rubbed off on me haha
    Yeh. & It's not as if men run out of sperm and/or stamina. So, if they were to 'strangle their sausage' as I so subtly put it, and then ended up having sex anyway, the sex wouldn't be any worse because of the sausage strangling
    Haha yeh I can see a connection between a butchers and sausages and masturbating!! http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/imag...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/eek.gif

    We need some innuendos for women's masturbation now. Think of any?

    'Rubbed off' on you, haha so you just admitted you masturbate too then??!!
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    Yes, OP...you're totally right. You need to strike a happy balance though, because if you do too much, you'll be disinterested in women who aren't that bad. I know I've missed a couple of great opportunities because I didn't need any more that night!

    The same thing works well in the early stages of a relationship, with women who like to keep you waiting.
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    Nah i think the opposite. You will feel lazy and not give a **** whether you succeed or not.
    If you're horny, you make sure your game is on point (and in turn the interest in the girl seems genuine to her).
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    Depends on you. If you might wimp out of going that extra step with a girl then you should have a half toss before you go so leave horny and unsatisfied. And if you're a horny confident bugger who's going to pull and screw then have a toss beforehand.

    Simples
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    (Original post by Raving_Hippy)
    Haha yeh I can see a connection between a butchers and sausages and masturbating!! http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/imag...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/eek.gif

    We need some innuendos for women's masturbation now. Think of any?

    'Rubbed off' on you, haha so you just admitted you masturbate too then??!!
    Butchers are notorious sex feinds! I think it's made even worse by the fact that I work in a sweet shop, so they always say stuff like "You wanna take me to the candy shop? " "Oi pet, I'l suck your lolly pop any day!" And my personal favourite: "Oi babe, let is stick me licorice stick in your sherbet fountain!"

    Oh the perks of working with confectionary. My saturday job makes me feel so oddly attractive. HAHA!

    I don't think I quite admitted to that I'm still an innocent little virgin (a) :P
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    (Original post by Jadelyndsey)
    Butchers are notorious sex feinds! I think it's made even worse by the fact that I work in a sweet shop, so they always say stuff like "You wanna take me to the candy shop? " "Oi pet, I'l suck your lolly pop any day!" And my personal favourite: "Oi babe, let is stick me licorice stick in your sherbet fountain!"

    Oh the perks of working with confectionary. My saturday job makes me feel so oddly attractive. HAHA!

    I don't think I quite admitted to that I'm still an innocent little virgin (a) :P
    :eek:
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    (Original post by Jadelyndsey)
    Butchers are notorious sex feinds! I think it's made even worse by the fact that I work in a sweet shop, so they always say stuff like "You wanna take me to the candy shop? " "Oi pet, I'l suck your lolly pop any day!" And my personal favourite: "Oi babe, let is stick me licorice stick in your sherbet fountain!"

    Oh the perks of working with confectionary. My saturday job makes me feel so oddly attractive. HAHA!

    I don't think I quite admitted to that I'm still an innocent little virgin (a) :P
    Virgins can still masturbate, though! In fact, they're MORE LIKELY to masturbate because they aren't getting any sex for real.
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    (Original post by sil3nt_cha0s)
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    How is that :O ? I don't know if that's an insult or compliment ahahha...
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    (Original post by Raving_Hippy)
    Virgins can still masturbate, though! In fact, they're MORE LIKELY to masturbate because they aren't getting any sex for real.
    I realised after I wrote virgin that virginity had nothing to do with masturbation. Fail4me :/
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    (Original post by chrislpp)
    Why won't you work!
    inbetweeners? :top:
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    haha i say dont masturbate
    if you dont succeed you can always do it after you fail
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    Do you know how to really impress a girl?

    Approach her, unzip your jeans and masturbate right in front of her. At least she'll know you're coming on to her.

    :coma:
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    (Original post by aeterno)
    Do you know how to really impress a girl?

    Approach her, unzip your jeans and masturbate right in front of her. At least she'll know you're coming on to her.

    :coma:
    Hmm, would that work on most girls? Would that work on you?
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    (Original post by Raving_Hippy)
    Hmm, would that work on most girls? Would that work on you?
    Yeah baby :coma:

    It's a sure fire way to win them over :sexface:

    Unfortunately most guys lack the confidence to do this. :sad:

    As Gok Wan would say, it's all about the confidence
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    (Original post by Raving_Hippy)
    Hmm, would that work on most girls? Would that work on you?
    wow chirpse
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    (Original post by aeterno)
    Yeah baby :coma:

    It's a sure fire way to win them over :sexface:

    Unfortunately most guys lack the confidence to do this. :sad:

    As Gok Wan would say, it's all about the confidence
    Pun intended? :mmm: :lol:
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    (Original post by aeterno)
    Yeah baby :coma:

    It's a sure fire way to win them over :sexface:

    Unfortunately most guys lack the confidence to do this. :sad:

    As Gok Wan would say, it's all about the confidence
    Gok Wan is gay, though you do know that right??
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    (Original post by Raving_Hippy)
    Gok Wan is gay, though you do know that right??
    He is, but never disregard his advice, remember he made his name convincing women to wonder around naked on tv.
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    I am finding this conversation oddly entertaining, but I feel like a spy... do you people know each other?
 
 
 
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