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I'm scared my Girlfriend will kill me watch

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    Get out, escape with your life
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    Stay for a while, See if things work out
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    Stay with the girl, and hope she doesn't kill you
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    In the 3 year history of our relationship my Girlfriend has done all of these to me without reason. we are both 22.

    . broken my leg with a baseball bat
    . Tried to poison me
    . hit me with her car
    threw bricks at me
    punched me and smashed my eye in
    pushed me into moving traffic
    hit me with iron bars
    gassed me out

    please help.....
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    and you are still with her because?
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    why are you still with her? :facepalm2:

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    Whats she doing out of the kitchen though?!
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    right, to get your revenge, you're going to need to put a funnel in her fanny and fill it with sand.
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    (Original post by BlackpoollasVegas)
    In the 3 year history of our relationship my Girlfriend has done all of these to me without reason. we are both 22.

    . broken my leg with a baseball bat
    . Tried to poison me
    . hit me with her car
    threw bricks at me
    punched me and smashed my eye in
    pushed me into moving traffic
    hit me with iron bars
    gassed me out

    please help.....
    Seriously, man up, and slap her across the face, a nice open handed slap and she will know that she can't get away with violence, Im sure I'l get negged, and be told "You can never hit a woman!!", if they can throw a punch, then they can take them, don't stand for it OP.
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    My gf has never been as bad as yours. She does get a murderous look in her eyes sometimes however...
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    Wow, you are the definition of pussy whipped.
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    (Original post by Hippysnake)
    right, to get your revenge, you're going to need to put a funnel in her fanny and fill it with sand.
    This actually made me crack, +1 rep
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    I guess she was drunk all of those times?
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    How the feck did she gas you "out"? Silent but deadly?
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    You'll need some acid, a length of tubing, and a very hungry rat.
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    (Original post by Hippysnake)
    right, to get your revenge, you're going to need to put a funnel in her fanny and fill it with sand.
    If she's that angry all the time I'd say someone's beat him to it
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    (Original post by Hippysnake)
    right, to get your revenge, you're going to need to put a funnel in her fanny and fill it with sand.
    Concrete*

    If she's that dangerous to him, best mark out the mine in the field, huh?
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    Troll? If not go to the police.
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    The sex must be good for you to stay through all that.
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    (Original post by Peas and love)
    Whats she doing out of the kitchen though?!
    :facepalm: You are a disappointment to the female race everywhere. Crap old joke too. Think of your own stuff...
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    Ditch the *****
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    :lolwut: Why are you still with her exactly?
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    This is nothing a foot up the ass won't fix.
 
 
 
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