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    Basically this girl (17) that i likes is dating this guy i know (22), and have been dating for 6 months. i don't like this, and want them to break up ideally, what can i do?
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    bit of a ********
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    kill yourself it will make everyone too sad to function...
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    Have a look in the mirror?
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    Can't you just leave them and hope the relationship will run its course?
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    how about bore off and get your own relationship to ruin.
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    Let the relationship run its course. If you try breaking them up chances are the girl will hate you, not love you.
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    Steal his phone, and send her some disturbing images. jobs a good'un.
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    Find your own pussy mate. She'd probably never consider you anyway.
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    You can go slap yourself round the face right now.
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    (Original post by ChunderingThunder)
    Basically this girl (17) that i likes is dating this guy i know (22), and have been dating for 6 months. i don't like this, and want them to break up ideally, what can i do?
    Take two craps and put the results in two paper bags. Leave them on the girl and the guy and the girls doorsteps, set them on fire and leave a message by each bag. examples could be "**** you and your tiny, limp, cockleshell of a ****" for the guy and "It's over you stinky vaged whore" for the girl. The result of this will be that they end up hating each other and breaking up.

    Then all it needs is for you to go in and pick up the pieces and comfort the girl and other such stuff to get her to like you, and then :sexface:

    Chances of this actually working are minuscule, but hey, I had fun.
 
 
 
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