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    So, I'm strongly considering going to a prostitute as I'm too shy to meet, chat to and then penetrate a woman without having some kind of head-start.

    I'm hurtling towards 30 and things are unacceptable.Hopefully doing so will give me a confidence boost and propel me towards success with women IRL.


    The main worry is getting herpes.it sounds a pretty badass disease and easy to transfer.

    So: has anyone else hear used a prostitute, was it successful, should I book for more than 1/2 an hour and what is a cast-iron way of avoiding herpes?


    Also I can spend £100 max.
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    theres no cost to getting herpes ... its ur life.. grow a pair!!
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    Why don't you just buy one of them fake vagina's off the net, you won't catch an STD!!!!
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    (Original post by johnnn)
    Why don't you just buy one of them fake vagina's off the net, you won't catch an STD!!!!
    I doubt that would be that useful for IRL, though if I have any money left after paying the SKY bill I just might.
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    (Original post by The Randy Panda)
    dey see you trollin'
    Unfortunately my predicament is quite genuine.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    So, I'm strongly considering going to a prostitute as I'm too shy to meet, chat to and then penetrate a woman without having some kind of head-start.

    I'm hurtling towards 30 and things are unacceptable.Hopefully doing so will give me a confidence boost and propel me towards success with women IRL.


    The main worry is getting herpes.it sounds a pretty badass disease and easy to transfer.

    So: has anyone else hear used a prostitute, was it successful, should I book for more than 1/2 an hour and what is a cast-iron way of avoiding herpes?


    Also I can spend £100 max.
    So what are you asking us for?

    A cast iron way of not getting herpes is not having sex.
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    meet, chat and penetrate. the three stages of romance.
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    (Original post by oh-bang)
    I'm sorry.. just.. hahahahahahahaha


    also, I think people that use prostitutes are disguisting

    Jeez, whats with all the negging?!
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    So what are you asking us for?

    Experiences and advice of those who have used a prostitute to lose their virginity.

    A cast iron way of not getting herpes is not having sex.

    Accepting that a prostitute will be used though.
    Accepting that a prostitute will be used though.
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    Double condoms?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Accepting that a prostitute will be used though.
    Use an "extra safe" condom?
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    You can get one for free if you go to a dingy nightclub, and hang around until near the end, when only the drunkest hoes are grinding around, and who haven't found someone yet, then POW! There goes the dynamite.
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    At under £100 you're almost guaranteed herpes. Contraction of herpes is practically an add-on to the service at that price. Save up and go for a higher class escort. But you know, you could always hire escorts to spend time with and improve your ability to talk to women.
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    My friend, I introduce you: Game!

    Browse through that blog, look at others like that. If you need a prostitute to get some confidence, then do so, but you'll never get any (or any confidence) until you trust in yourself and that you have something to offer.
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    (Original post by predius)
    My friend, I introduce you: Game!

    Browse through that blog, look at others like that. If you need a prostitute to get some confidence, then do so, but you'll never get any (or any confidence) until you trust in yourself and that you have something to offer.
    I LOLed when I read that blog and the comments. What a load of ****e.

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    OP, please don't take this rubbish seriously. All women will think you are a retard and will not want to sleep with you if you follow this advice.

    To predius: :rolleyes: Women don't like that ****.

    Some real advice:

    It might be more polite to say you are thinking of "seeing" a prostitute, rather than "using". They are people too and they are providing a service.

    Half an hour sounds incredibly short for losing your virginity. You might enjoy the experience more if you make it 1 hour.

    To see an upmarket working girl will cost more than £100 (per hour). You will probably not have a good experience if you go for a cheaper service. You want it to be a memorable and pleasant experience, right?

    Working girls are mostly very careful about protection and STDs, it is in their interests to protect their clients so they should get tested regularly and most are very careful.

    Most working girls do not kiss so that also lessens the risk of herpes.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    So, I'm strongly considering going to a prostitute as I'm too shy to meet, chat to and then penetrate a woman without having some kind of head-start.

    I'm hurtling towards 30 and things are unacceptable.Hopefully doing so will give me a confidence boost and propel me towards success with women IRL.


    The main worry is getting herpes.it sounds a pretty badass disease and easy to transfer.

    So: has anyone else hear used a prostitute, was it successful, should I book for more than 1/2 an hour and what is a cast-iron way of avoiding herpes?


    Also I can spend £100 max.

    Personally I would disagree with some people on here and say if you feel OK with this yourself, morally, then go for it. You can get a half hour session quite cheaply (yes, i know these things - best not to ask), and although you can't guarantee staying clean by all accounts the risks involved are minimal now as if a prostitute is infected she will lose business. It's in all parties interest to stay clean.

    I don't really have that much of an issue with prostitutes or people who use them tbh. I know in some circumstances that it associated with human trafficking and drug abuse and the like, and that is horrendous, but there are also alot of situations in which women become one just to pay the bills and supplement their income. Obviously you aren't ever really going to have one without the other, but if you choose to be one then its your choice. And if you choose to use one that is your choice, doesn't really make you any less of a person. I'd just say research it properly, think it through carefully etc.
 
 
 
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