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    (Original post by Bleak Lemming)
    u a virg?
    Yes.
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    (Original post by oh-bang)
    also, I think people that use prostitutes are disguisting
    Yeah well maybe if some girls weren't cruel to guys and killing their confidence maybe they wouldn't need to see an escort, it is for some guys the only way they can regain the confidence to get back out there
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    I LOLed when I read that blog and the comments. What a load of ****e.

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    Some real advice:

    It might be more polite to say you are thinking of "seeing" a prostitute, rather than "using". They are people too and they are providing a service.

    Half an hour sounds incredibly short for losing your virginity. You might enjoy the experience more if you make it 1 hour.

    To see an upmarket working girl will cost more than £100 (per hour). You will probably not have a good experience if you go for a cheaper service. You want it to be a memorable and pleasant experience, right?

    Working girls are mostly very careful about protection and STDs, it is in their interests to protect their clients so they should get tested regularly and most are very careful.

    Most working girls do not kiss so that also lessens the risk of herpes.
    Thanks for the advice.
    Where would I find an upmarket one? On the same sites as the lower class ones, but just more expensive?
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    (Original post by Broderss)
    At under £100 you're almost guaranteed herpes. Contraction of herpes is practically an add-on to the service at that price. Save up and go for a higher class escort. But you know, you could always hire escorts to spend time with and improve your ability to talk to women.
    Good advice.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Thanks for the advice.
    Where would I find an upmarket one? On the same sites as the lower class ones, but just more expensive?
    Essentially yes :-p

    For a while at university i did a bit of escorting and the similar (yes i was very poor), as long as you don't go and pick someone up on a street corner you're normally going to be ok. There are a number of websites that may be of help. Essentially the same websites as the 'lower class ones'
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    To anyone who hates whores;

    http://www.cracked.com/article_17126...e-history.html



    Now hush :awesome:
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    (Original post by Broderss)
    At under £100 you're almost guaranteed herpes. Contraction of herpes is practically an add-on to the service at that price. Save up and go for a higher class escort. But you know, you could always hire escorts to spend time with and improve your ability to talk to women.

    Service charge!
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    Same, but i'm 19, and a non-virgin.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    So: has anyone else hear used a prostitute, was it successful, should I book for more than 1/2 an hour and what is a cast-iron way of avoiding herpes?


    Also I can spend £100 max.
    1/2 should be enough. I'm not sure about the fees though Less money=less quality and more herpes
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Thanks for the advice.
    Where would I find an upmarket one? On the same sites as the lower class ones, but just more expensive?
    Google "London Escorts" (even if not in London) - you can even find review sites and browse the comments for a really friendly one.

    Basically look for an escort in the £250 - £350 an hour bracket.

    Use a decent condom.

    Tell her its your first time. She will be touched and make extra effort.

    You can spot herpes visually. Look for anything that looks like a coldsore on her mouth or lower regions. If you cant see herpes, you probably cant catch it either (only contagious during outbreaks). She might have used concealer though so be cautious.

    Edit: never used one nor see the need too personally (confident bordering on arrogant), but have no problems with it and had fun researching the review sites :P
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    In terms of those who have used an escort, was it arranged through a site that rhymes with EdmundBurke.pom? A few months ago there was 50 on there but now only 33 in my area.most look pretty poor quality too, though stil a mega-tonne better than street ones.
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    Google "London Escorts" (even if not in London) - you can even find review sites and browse the comments for a really friendly one.

    Basically look for an escort in the £250 - £350 an hour bracket.

    Use a decent condom.

    Tell her its your first time. She will be touched and make extra effort.

    You can spot herpes visually. Look for anything that looks like a coldsore on her mouth or lower regions. If you cant see herpes, you probably cant catch it either (only contagious during outbreaks). She might have used concealer though so be cautious.

    Edit: never used one nor see the need too personally (confident bordering on arrogant), but have no problems with it and had fun researching the review sites :P
    I will do this.thanks.
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    Buy at least an hour. Half hardly seems worth the effort. Go for someone closer to your age range so the young ones don't treat you like a massive creep.

    Anyone offering their services without a condom is someone to stay the hell away from. Condom should see to herpes being done away with (use one for oral as well if they look proper grotty).

    Then just be polite & enjoy yourself. They see some seriously old pervs, you'll be a gift by comparison.
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    (Original post by HistoryRepeating)
    Google "London Escorts" (even if not in London) - you can even find review sites and browse the comments for a really friendly one.

    Basically look for an escort in the £250 - £350 an hour bracket.

    Use a decent condom.

    Tell her its your first time. She will be touched and make extra effort.

    You can spot herpes visually. Look for anything that looks like a coldsore on her mouth or lower regions. If you cant see herpes, you probably cant catch it either (only contagious during outbreaks). She might have used concealer though so be cautious.

    Edit: never used one nor see the need too personally (confident bordering on arrogant), but have no problems with it and had fun researching the review sites :P
    Literally burst out laughing at this edit. SURE.

    Anyway, it's pretty sad OP. I think it's time you improved your social skills the normal way by talking to more people and getting out more, and then in turn you can get a girl. Take a proper look at yourself in the mirror - why are you a virgin at almost 30?! Work on your appearance and personality... I think getting a prostitute to lose your virginity is low and quite disgusting like someone said.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    So, I'm strongly considering going to a prostitute .
    so you strongly considering aids
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    I think you should. I mean crack whores got to get money for their crack some how don't they?
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    Amsterdam return £50

    hookers of choice 50 euros


    It was a mistake mentioning this topic on here with all these GTA schoolkid fanboys, OP. "Lodelolo HERP DERPIES ROFl"
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    A condom would probably be your best bet at avoiding herpes...
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    (Original post by Sophie_girl)
    Literally burst out laughing at this edit. SURE.

    Anyway, it's pretty sad OP. I think it's time you improved your social skills the normal way by talking to more people and getting out more, and then in turn you can get a girl. Take a proper look at yourself in the mirror - why are you a virgin at almost 30?! Work on your appearance and personality... I think getting a prostitute to lose your virginity is low and quite disgusting like someone said.
    Well I'm 25 and a 1/2.Until pretty recently I was too shy to even get on a bus, so would let one pass and have to wait an hour on the next.Added to that is the fact that I'm no BoJanngles in the looks department.

    It's only recently though that I realised pretty horrific look guys can get some pretty mint minge (seems common at university) but I haven't so much as kissed a woman (though have received a bj from a homosexual eager to do so aaaaaages ago, which I gave 5/10.
 
 
 
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