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    Sorry for another penis thread, I know they get boring, I just want to see if anyone can help.

    I'm currently seeing this girl and it's going great. Things are starting to progress but I've an issue with my penis.

    My penis only measures 13.5cm up. This is slightly below the average, but that's life. My problem is my circumference is 16cm and truth be told my penis looks kind of odd.

    Is there any medical way to resolve this as its causing me great concern.

    Thanks
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    i dont think there is any medical way to "correct" a chode.
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    sorry im not mathematically minded........can you liken it to an everyday object please?




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    If you're asian, it's okay to be shorter than the rest of us.
    If not - LOL
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    What's with measuring it in CM lol
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    You have a chode.
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    congrats...you have a chode....

    but please use inches....thats the standard measurement for penii
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    Things are measured in cm?

    Google math shows it as being 5.3" high x 6.3" around.
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    pics or GTFO.





    Wait a minute, he said penis not boobs...
    ABORT, ABORT!!!!!!
    :eek:
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    I thought chode's were a myth................until today...
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    I heard pulling on it makes it longer.
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    a CHODE?!



    I hate encyclopaedia dramatica
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    Wow, I've never seen an actual chide before! Y'know what, though? If it's pretty fat yet short, that's probably better than it being long and thin. At least she'll feel it go in, even if it doesn't get that far up. :rolleyes:
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    WTF is a chode? I'm scared to google it so describe please.
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    To be fair to OP, I believe he said the circumference was 16cm, you must divide by pi to get the diameter - which is smaller than 13.5cm so he does not have a chode in the literal sense.. That said...
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    (Original post by Addzter)
    Wow, I've never seen an actual chide before! Y'know what, though? If it's pretty fat yet short, that's probably better than it being long and thin. At least she'll feel it go in, even if it doesn't get that far up. :rolleyes:
    "I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dawg... would hump ya."

    Sorry, saw the avatar and had to throw a Partridge quote in!
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    dont worry its not the end of the world....its just that I have never heard of it being a girl and all



    its far better than a long strawberry lace penis!



    I wonder if Sainsburys still does that 3x strawberrry laces for £1 deal....so nice :coma:
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    (Original post by Miu-Miu)
    dont worry its not the end of the world....its just that I have never heard of it being a girl and all



    its far better than a long strawberry lace penis!



    I wonder if Sainsburys still does that 3x strawberrry laces for £1 deal....so nice :coma:
    I think you've ruined strawberry laces for me now
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    (Original post by Potential Trigger)
    What's with measuring it in CM lol
    actually the UK is the only country in europe who uses inches/feet and stuff
    so what's with the measuring in inches ^^ - the UK just likes to do things differently.
 
 
 
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