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    Take a photo of your penis next to a ruler so we can see.
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    What are you worrying about OP? Your **** is normal size and pretty fat, chill out, there are far more important things to worry about than your ****.
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    (Original post by Hopple)
    Take a photo of your penis next to a ruler so we can see.
    Why would you say that?....xD
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    I don't want to get banned, so no pictures. Who wants to see a penis anyway. :/
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    (Original post by Potential Trigger)
    What's with measuring it in CM lol
    Blatently had a 30cm ruler sitting next to him.
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    If the girl really likes you she won't care
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    (Original post by Miu-Miu)
    sorry im not mathematically minded........can you liken it to an everyday object please?
    http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Page...an-of-tuna.jpg
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    Dont think people calling it a chode is gonna help the poor lads confidence here.
    Tbh, I don't have an answer for you, just think it's a bit sly people posting that.
    Everyone has their flaws, some girls have weird boobs, just like some lads may have a weird penis, only natural. As I've always been told, not the size that counts but how you use it cheer up!
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    Its not a chode is it? Surely the diameter isn't more than 13.5 cm? That'll just be freakish. =S
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    Can I just say, I think that if the OP was serious about his insecurity then he probably wouldn't post it here...

    I mean, look at the response you get lol
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    (Original post by ForensicShoe)
    Blatently had a 30cm ruler sitting next to him.
    Thanks for the image mate lol
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    (Original post by Pop_tart)
    actually the UK is the only country in europe who uses inches/feet and stuff
    so what's with the measuring in inches ^^ - the UK just likes to do things differently.
    So does America right? That's good enough for me :cool:
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Theres nothing wrong with you, but if youre that worried go talk to your GP who will also tell you youre normal
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    (Original post by Bektas)
    Ha, they got banned in my school, people were using them as weapons. :rolleyes:
    Hmm yeah, they stung like a ***** if you got slapped by one.
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    How much time do you think she's going to spend looking at it? Just whip it out and stick it in.

    Sounds like it's not too much of a bad length, but just a good girth. That's good if anything.
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    (Original post by CountMancula)
    WTF is a chode? I'm scared to google it so describe please.
    Are you serious?

    Anyway, the OPs penis is more or less the prototypical chode. Greater in circumference than length.

    This is such a weird conversation to be having.
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    Yeh that's not actually a bad thing OP. You're only a tiny bit below average length and have above average girth - why are you upset?
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    Why do people post sizes in cm? INCHES PEOPLE
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    (Original post by Potential Trigger)
    So does America right? That's good enough for me :cool:
    yup America uses inches as well
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    A chode?! I thought they were a thing of myth not real!
 
 
 
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