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    I knew someone with a guinea pig called mumphry :teeth:
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    who won the biggest trophy!
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    I don't like it when people call me Sophie.
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    That nearly made me wee :teehee:
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    Seeing you fills me with glee
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    but not since I found out you're smelly!
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    Well your arse wobbles like jelly

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    it's the only rhyme I could think of
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    lol

    Well actually, it's quite nice and perky
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    That's not very nice :hmmm: Your smile looks smirky
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    My boots are quite quirky :ahee:
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    My bath water isn't murky :noway:
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    Do you like eating turkey?
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    No, one of them helped me find my door key.


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    The one that helped me was more than a little bit porky.

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    Under the water it is a bit in need of a snorkely

    :getmecoat:
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    it was upsetting when it had to go and annihilate me
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    well to cheer you up we could all go for a nice drink of whiskey
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    but dont drink too much or you might get too frisky
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    And that could be quite risky :ninja:
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    Especially if you're wearing skis. :erm:
 
 
 
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