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Parody of a seduction watch

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    My dearest man, I feel your pain.

    If you wish to salvage your facade of dignity might I suggest you tell your friends she was a biter. Such a toothy shock would more than overcome even the most demure man's bowels. Though a bare faced lie you may yet walk from this ordeal with some form of social life. Such is a harsh decision though, for likely the fair maiden will lay eyes on you only with hate in her heart from now to the end of days. But yaey you must decide. The futher scorn of beauty divine, or the mockery of all who cross your path.
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    Oh people's lives are in general so tedious that shiz like this is enough to defame me permanently. People will be talking about this for months. This is the nature of my university.
    The problem is something similar and in many ways infinitely worse happened a month back which was so severe that I was referred to the resident psychologist for assessment and almost lost my university place. That is still doing the rounds - im adding fuel to my own funeral pyre
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    Thankyou to both posters! At last some commiseration. That my good man is sound advice and I may use it. The trick is to get to the key gossips before she does...
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    lulz were not had.
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    Lulz were not intended
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    In my meeting with my psychologist today he suggested that I was exhibiting self mutilative exhibitionist behaviour. Juanita apparently denied that she reciprocated my advances and instead claims that I disrobed and proceeded to soil myself and following that mutilate my erect penis.
    I am being threatened with suspension from my university if I cannot resolve these issues suitably, since I am a medical student, and am deemed as a risk to public health.
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    :troll:

    9/10 though :top:
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    (Original post by m:)ckel)
    Ah yes, I liked that one very much too. It deserved more rep.
    It certainly did. Had me in stitches, that one.
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    I so hope you aren't trolling.

    That was awesome.
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    I came laughed.
 
 
 
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