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cleverest/funniest/most interesting uni graffiti you have read on desks? watch

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    Uni has surprisingly intelligent graffiti i have noticed.....
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    'My life is like x^2 + 1 = 0' in a maths lecture room. I laughed.
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    Sometimes I write 'Smile, you are beautiful'.
    Once I sat in the same place and someone had put a smiley face next to it.
    I hope I made their day
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    "If you're reading this you know you should have revised harder"

    Made me smile =P
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    "Justin from n-sync is so hot" Im sitting there thinking Oh my god how old is this desk. Not the funniest/more interesting but its the most memorable for some weird reason.
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    Reading this thread: at least the graffiti gets a little more mature and interesting at university level. I get bored of the generic genitals which get drawn everywhere by rebel 12 year olds.
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    (Original post by Crazydavy)
    Reading this thread: at least the graffiti gets a little more mature and interesting at university level. I get bored of the generic genitals which get drawn everywhere by rebel 12 year olds.
    I still find drawing knobs on people's work hilarious.
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    We had a history teacher called Mrs Gay.

    Someone wrote one the desk "Miss is Gay!"

    I lol'ed
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    Being in sixth form still, the cleverest graffiti I see is a tipex penis on the chairs that everyone argues over because no one wants to have it, and everyone starts giggling hysterically at the poor soul who has to sit on it 'cause they're "sitting on a **** lolol."
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    'get your tits out'

    i didn't go to a very high ranking university... i'm at oxford brookes.
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    "SODIUM IS GAY" in a chem lab.

    Yep, sure is.
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    (Original post by IlexBlue)
    Being in sixth form still, the cleverest graffiti I see is a tipex penis on the chairs that everyone argues over because no one wants to have it, and everyone starts giggling hysterically at the poor soul who has to sit on it 'cause they're "sitting on a **** lolol."
    lol we had that,and people use to draw a penis with deodrant on our suits and it never came off
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    I covered the whole underside of a desk in the 'V Speech' from V for Vendetta in year 11. Not highly intelligent, but a little better than the generic penis's 'Sam luvs Rach' and 'Barry is an expletive' that you usually get.

    I look forward to intelligent graffiti. It will be a pleasant change.
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    V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
    [carves V into wall]
    V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
    [giggles]
    V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
    Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
    V: I'm quite sure they will say so.

    HOW LONG DID THAT TAKE!!!!!!!!
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    I once scribed the readouts to the Death Star. Don't worry, I doubt anyone will find a weakness.
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    'Big Fat Alan is actually a really nice bloke'
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    Im pretty sure I read one about the 'HARDON collider' too....hmmm
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    There was some good stuff in Sheffield's Student Union toilets about Nick Clegg...
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    "exams suck, Mr x is gay, I hate <schools name>"

    Then replies on the exam desk saying: "some things don't change" HAHAHAHAHA
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    I've written this on my high school desk: "Who doesn't go crazy in here, he ain't normal !"
 
 
 
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