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    Yeah, but I call it ploughing. As in, "hey baby, your ass looks like it needs a good ploughing, wanna bone?"
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    No but i've waved a finger for a girl to come over and then when she comes to me I then say

    'I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand' :mmm:
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    If they guy was hot . . .
    tbh I wouldn't ever try it though . . .
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    I don't usually bother asking :mmm:
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    lolzy thread
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    (Original post by Betacra)
    "You have reached the limit of how many posts you can rate today!"

    Damn...
    Appreciate the effort, man.
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    (Original post by marcusfox)
    Also done at a UK university - Only one guy turned the girl down, saying he had an exam the next day, 100% of the girls said no to the guy.
    Hot damn that guy had some willpower.
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    (Original post by marcusfox)
    Also done at a UK university - Only one guy turned the girl down, saying he had an exam the next day, 100% of the girls said no to the guy.
    I remember, I saw this documentary. I think it was done at kings or one of the London unis.
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    I find that a bit of rope can replace the asking part quite well...
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    "Hello. Hope I’m not disturbing you but er…

    I saw you from across the party and er…

    I don’t usually do this but…

    I felt compelled to tell you something…

    You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney…

    I mean that thing is good…

    I want to be friends with it"


    #Winning. 60% of the time, it works every time
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    (Original post by Peachykeen09)
    If I saw guy call me over with one finger I'd think he was a freak and run away
    Well,
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    (Original post by Foo.mp3)
    "Hello. Hope I’m not disturbing you but er…

    I saw you from across the party and er…

    I don’t usually do this but…

    I felt compelled to tell you something…

    You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney…

    I mean that thing is good…

    I want to be friends with it"


    #Winning. 60% of the time, it works every time
    It's not as good as my favourite: "I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

    That's the best pickup line ever.
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    (Original post by righteous)
    "I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

    That's the best pickup line ever
    True. True.

    Some **** negged me for quoting THE MAN Burgandy, wtf is the world coming to!?
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    (Original post by Foo.mp3)
    True. True.

    Some **** negged me for quoting THE MAN Burgandy, wtf is the world coming to!?
    I...I...don't know. It's truly a sad time we live in...
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    (Original post by j.laurence)
    I've said this over and over again but here goes. You point to a girl with one finger, she comes over to you, you tell her "See, I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with two." :sexface:
    As opposed to pointing at a girl with no fingers, which would likely earn you a place on the Sex Offenders' Register. (Whereas pointing at a girl who has no fingers is merely somewhat insensitive.)
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    I think as long as you don't mention the word sex, things will work out. Hell I bet if I said "Would you like to see my bedroom, I need help on choosing furniture" that would get what it done.
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    (Original post by ghanglish)
    "You want any business?" always seems to work...
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL "Ghanglish"!!!!
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    (Original post by Cheesecakefactory)
    Have any of you ever gotten laid by simply asking for it?

    I mean literally walking up to a stranger, and asking them for sex in the first few minutes of conversation.
    You are weird, mate.:rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Betacra)
    Sounds likes porn.

    Nope.
    Belacra likes it too.
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    (Original post by wavey93)
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL "Ghanglish"!!!!

    That's me! Funnily enough your sig takes on a whole different meaning now
 
 
 
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