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How To Lose A Pound In Seven Ways watch

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    Surely these are not right.
    Staying in bed makes you lose a pound?
    Well obviously the sex reason.
    Avoiding adverts I mean reallly?
    Sorry yeah here is the article
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    easiest way to lose/gain a pound = fruit machines
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    To be honest, If I want to lose a pound I just take a long walk, somewhere nice in the country, like with picturesque bodies of water and forests. I get right up a large hill beside the lake, then open my wallet, take out a pound and throw it in. Pound lost, and it wont sneakily come back, no matter what you eat.

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    Sitting on a couch with a pound coin in your pocket is an easy way to lose a pound.
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    I reckon if you have a fairly decent poo, that'd do the job!
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    (Original post by Dream Weaver)
    Sitting on a couch with a pound coin in your pocket is an easy way to lose a pound.
    Good content, poor execution. I'll give you a + since you at least thought of the joke :P
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    (Original post by SPMS)
    Surely these are not right.
    Staying in bed makes you lose a pound?
    Well obviously the sex reason.
    Avoiding adverts I mean reallly?
    Sorry yeah here is the article
    Do Dam exercise All these rubbish diets are ruining little girls lives!!! :mad:
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    Wow, sex 5 times a week for four weeks to lose one pound?!

    Just ONE pound?!

    Sounds far too much effort..
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    (Original post by lazy smurf)
    I reckon if you have a fairly decent poo, that'd do the job!
    Fairly decent? Going to have to be saved it up for a fair bit.
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    (Original post by princessnavi22)
    Wow, sex 5 times a week for four weeks to lose one pound?!

    Just ONE pound?!

    Sounds far too much effort..
    I was thinking that as well lol.
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    (Original post by blueray)
    Do Dam exercise All these rubbish diets are ruining little girls lives!!! :mad:
    What diet is there, in this?
    Eat more lentils?
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    (Original post by Kareir)
    To be honest, If I want to lose a pound I just take a long walk, somewhere nice in the country, like with picturesque bodies of water and forests. I get right up a large hill beside the lake, then open my wallet, take out a pound and throw it in. Pound lost, and it wont sneakily come back, no matter what you eat.

    _Kar.
    Haha yeah but you just never know, it might makes it way back to you one day.
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    (Original post by emeritus2011)
    easiest way to lose/gain a pound = fruit machines
    Easy to gain a pound in the fruit machines?
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    **** this, *reaches for easter egg*
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    (Original post by Prettygeek)
    **** this, *reaches for easter egg*
    Forgot about easter eggs entirely. *Goes to shop with a tenner*
 
 
 
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