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    I've been thinking for a couple of weeks now, and I literally can't come up with anything he'd want. He's not a materialistic person, at all and only likes things when they have meaning.

    We've been together 7 months now, and I feel like I should know what to get him, but I have no idea. I've thought about spending the day with him and paying for everything, but I don't know whether this would just seem like an easy way out and like I haven't put any effort in...

    Anyone else have ideas?
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    An unforgettable night
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    Besides that it really depends how much you can afford.
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    Threesome.
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    Sandwich...............es
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    (Original post by Essex_Firmer)
    Threesome.
    OR

    Strip club

    Both valid suggestions in my mind. It's the thought that counts, after all.
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    cake?
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    Steak and a blowjob.

    Or something that's basically an in joke, especially as he likes meaningful things. Is the former idea and the latter idea are indeed the same thing you'd pretty much just make his life
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    A bracelet?
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    dont get him anything but do give him something
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    From a guy.

    Get him something small, and as he kisses you to thank you, start to undo his belt. Lead on from there. Best birthday present.
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    (Original post by icouldbeaicouldbec)
    I've been thinking for a couple of weeks now, and I literally can't come up with anything he'd want. He's not a materialistic person, at all and only likes things when they have meaning.

    We've been together 7 months now, and I feel like I should know what to get him, but I have no idea. I've thought about spending the day with him and paying for everything, but I don't know whether this would just seem like an easy way out and like I haven't put any effort in...

    Anyone else have ideas?
    A medallion with your names on it :dontknow:
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    LOL. Isn't it bad that all the males here are suggesting blowjobs.
    But seriously—a blowjob.
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    (Original post by cognito_08)
    LOL. Isn't it bad that all the males here are suggesting blowjobs.
    But seriously—a blowjob.
    NOT ONLY THAT! ----->
    BJ, in-mouth orgasm and swallow
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    You need something quirky and off-beat. Go charity shop shopping and find something cool.
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    set up a paintballing trip for him and his buddies then have hot violent sex at night
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    (Original post by Essex_Firmer)
    Threesome.
    Well... he could have one and has been offered one before. Doesn't want one.

    (Original post by Steevee)
    From a guy.

    Get him something small, and as he kisses you to thank you, start to undo his belt. Lead on from there. Best birthday present.
    Hmm... he'd get this anyway. Even if it wasn't his birthday.

    (Original post by cognito_08)
    LOL. Isn't it bad that all the males here are suggesting blowjobs.
    But seriously—a blowjob.

    (Original post by Djordje)
    NOT ONLY THAT! ----->
    BJ, in-mouth orgasm and swallow
    Um... he gets this anyway, too. Guess I could not be lazy and ********** considering I am able to. But, genuinely wanted to get him something of... substance. Hmm.
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    (Original post by icouldbeaicouldbec)
    Well... he could have one and has been offered one before. Doesn't want one.



    Hmm... he'd get this anyway. Even if it wasn't his birthday.






    Um... he gets this anyway, too. Guess I could not be lazy and ********** considering I am able to. But, genuinely wanted to get him something of... substance. Hmm.
    He doesn't want a threesome? Is he some kind of labotomised mealworn of something. Who in their right mind would turn down a threesome?!

    And.... you can **********?
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    (Original post by Essex_Firmer)
    He doesn't want a threesome? Is he some kind of labotomised mealworn of something. Who in their right mind would turn down a threesome?!

    And.... you can **********?
    Haha, he's really self conscious about his body and is only comfortable around me, so it makes sense I guess.

    Um, yes. I can... kind of guessed that would get some perverted attention, too.
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    (Original post by icouldbeaicouldbec)
    Haha, he's really self conscious about his body and is only comfortable around me, so it makes sense I guess.

    Um, yes. I can... kind of guessed that would get some perverted attention, too.
    Only joking . Maybe like dress up or something? Not as a goblin or an elf, like a firewomen or french maid?
 
 
 
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