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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I was just wondering if anyone knew how sperm banks work? I know this is probably not the best place to ask but...

    Are they just for couples who can't conceive/gay and lesbian couples, and only upon referal by a doctor?

    I'm at the stage in my life where I am in a position career wise, financially and emotionally to be a mother. However, I've been single for nearly three years and feel time is starting to run out - I'm 35.

    Please don't suggest adoption. I want to experience pregnancy. I've been in love twice, once for seven years with the love of my life, but ultimately we were too young to settle down. And again for two years with someone, which didn't work out.
    I don't want to get pregnant by a one night stand. I never want to have one again, and it's irresponsible with regards to health and infection.
    Well Basically, you go to any ATM. Whip out your penis and masturbate into the credit card hole. When you finally Jizz inside it a pamphlet will drop out the money dispenser, and it will thank you for your "Deposit"
 
 
 
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